In a related story, AMERICAblog’s John Aravosis has begun scouring the web for any pictures of Jeff Gordon COCK the 3-time Daytona 500 champion may have posted under an assumed name.
Because of the HYPOCRISY.
Developing…
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update: Can Jeff Gordon account for the whereabouts of his COCK during the Valerie Plame leak scandal? As a CITIZEN JOURNALIST, I DEMAND AN ACCOUNTING! AND, OF COURSE, PIE!
Just admit it Jeff, now your trolling for internet hits. “Jeff Gordon cock”? Why must you tease Red America like that?
I happen to have a pretty good idea where Jeff Gordon’s cock was at that time, I just can’t remember his ex-wife’s name.
It’s a shame Kurt Busch didn’t win, because, you know, BUSCH COCK sounds so much more interesting – in a perverse transvestite sort of way.
Jeff Gannon, Jeff Gordon.
Coincidence? I think not.
While NASCAR is predominantly a sport loved by inhabitants of Jesusland, all of us in L-A want to see Jeff Gannon COCK… Jeff Gordon COCK… hell, we’ll even take Gordon Johncock or John Hancock. California loves COCK!
And next week, L-A gets NASCAR! Which way to Fontana, baby?!
Damn you, Goldstein! I taped that race so I could watch it in its entirety, with pauses for pee breaks so I wouldn’t miss a second of it, and now you’ve ruined it!
Why didn’t you put a SPOILER ALERT on it? You’re an irresponsible citizen journalist, and Roger Ebert would curse you.
You forgot the obvious: Jeff Goldstein.
As a CITIZEN JOURNALIST, I DEMAND PIE! Maybe a nice Dutch Apple a la mode. With vanilla ice cream. And some dancing girls. But DEFINITELY some PIE!
Turing word: asked.
Seriously, when was the last time a RacistBigotHomophobe (pronounced conservative, or rightwing in the media) outted/accused/intimated that a person was (gasp!) gay?
Excluding the Teletubbies, that is.
Turing word: firm
While you’re making demands as a CITIZEN JOURNALIST, why not add a demand for a new computer in case your present one “craps out”?
I second Jeff’s demand for an accounting, PIE, and add to that a demand for a working computer!
There. Don’t say I never did anything for you, Jeff.
Well, he could be GAY, after all, he did ditch that HOT WIFE of his (Brooke).
BUSH FIXED THE RACE IN RETURN FOR SEXUAL FAVORS FROM GORDON AND HIS PIT CREW! EXCLUSIVE PICS OF THE ORGY COMING SOON!
(Turing word=long)
Wasn’t it ironic to see Tony Stewart in the Home Depot car and Jimmie Johnson in the Lowes car bumping each other AFTER the finish flag?
(Or don’t I understand the definition of irony)
Oliver Willis admits he has first hand knowledge of Jeff Gannon’s COCK.
http://instapundit.com/archives/021299.php
The question I have for willis is that, “Did he give you pie as payment for his thorough boning of you?”.
Jeff, I think this breaking news deserve an investigation by the noble CITIZEN JOURNALISTS.
spam word was “a-head”
Hypocrisy ? C’mon. Everybody already knows Jeff Gordon’s gay*.
* Check the song titles.
Dammit. That’s the second time Google’s censored a link. You’ll have to type in “Jeff Gordon’s gay” to search Google … yeah, well, do your own search work for a change, you lazy bastards. Or don’t, it really doesn’t matter to me.
Oh, and Google ? You guys censor me again and somebody’s gonna get bitch-slapped. That’s right, punk. I’m talkin’ to you.
Did anyone else notice the friction between Johnson and Busch?
I think some lefty folks have seen “Angels in America” too many times.
Of course, even Tony Kushner had the good taste to make at least some of his closeted gay conservatives young and tasty. I mean–really, Scott McClellan? I guess Karl Rove has the whole eeevillll thing going for him, but still. . .There are hotter Bush staff members–I mean, er, staff officials–Wolfowitz, for instance, is a total babe. Or Rumsfeld! How come we’re not seeing any hardcore DoD on DoD action? For that matter–how about some hot bipartisan sex? What about Bush and Lieberman? Or Bush and Zell Miller? Who can honestly say they WEREN’T just a bit disappointed by the VP debate because Cheney never once turned Edwards over his knee and spanked him like the naughty, naughty boy he–(cough)(ahem)
But anyhow–you’d think that since most of the Gannon ‘story’ is being made out of whole cloth/pulled directly out of the asses of the lefty bloggers, we’d be seeing some more creative fantasies. Come on, folks–you’re the party of Larry Flynt, for God’s sake! I demand better quality Bush administration porn!
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