I’m not going to reference the plan by Obama to deploy thousands upon thousands of lawyers this election season so that, should he lose, he can claim he’s really won, save for all the racism and fraud, and file lawsuit after lawsuit to keep himself in office.
I’m not going to reference that because that’s just too depressing to think about.
Instead, I’m going to do this:
Puppies! Licking babies! Who are themselves holding ducklings! Ducklings eating ice cream cones and wearing little tiny duckling sunglasses. With kittens on them!
Oh. And the sky is the color of very clean toilet water!
You’re welcome.
Tiny kittens give the lie to Thomas Hobbes.
He’ll need those lawyers to cover his Nov. 7 bugout to Rio.
You do know how to paint a picture with words.
I feel much better now.
Better add to the six thousand lawyers a handful of top psychiatrists. Someone is going to have to administer the anti-psychotic drugs in the Oval Office on the morning of November 7th.
Yes, well, nothing beats a couple fistfuls of owls.
dicentra, that was just . . . wierd. But very happy and shiny.
This paragraph …
Could be read to say that they will have 6000 just in Florida alone. What with Obama’s money woes that’s a lot of pro bono there.
Considering these two pieces from 2008 I’d say the 6000 is just Florida.
Lawfare, before, during, and after elections.
Maybe I just don’t understand lawyering, but does more really equal better? I could understand this more if they said they were going to have thousands of armed and trained thugs ready to “challenge” election results. Not only would I understand it, but I might actually respect it.
Thousands of lawyers in one spot? Good, we’ll need fewer cluster bombs.
A: Bluebirds, sunshine, and happiness!
Q: What to discuss with your 80-y/0 Aunt who has trouble remembering who you are, given her Alzheimer’s and dementia.
Trust me on this.
We’ll be out in force as well. And Burt is spot-on. There’s usually one judge in each county assigned to handle election-day issues (and perhaps one federal judge, if you’re in the home seat of a judicial district). And election court is a clusterfuck every time. Having hundreds of lawyers in that county is useless.
“Thousands of lawyers in one spot? Good, we’ll need fewer cluster bombs.”
A single beehive round might even suffice.
Democrat sniveling almost as delightfully, exquisitely cute as the tiniest fuzzy baby bunny.
some new baracky voters
US Officials Find Up To 60 Pakistani Stowaways on Cargo Ship
One of my comments was read on the online Special Report yet again. Yay me!
“One of my comments was read on the online Special Report yet again. Yay me!”
Hey, sometimes you can link to an online vid of those. Y’should look into it.
The vid isn’t ready yet, and it will go for a half-hour when it is ready. I doubt anyone would want to search through it.
hells bells, I would
what were you commenting on?
More sniveling, and a promise to act childishly from the Congressional Black Caucus. Couldn’t be cuter.
I commented on the subject that the Marines were the most vocal opponents of the repeal of “Don’t ask, don’t tell,” but have done the most work to implement the policy of any branch of the military.
That was my comment.
it is hoped that the cbc doesn’t go all nbpp
New Black Panther Declares: We Will Hunt ‘Pink A**es’ Down, ‘Kill ’Em, Dig ‘Em Up & Kill ‘Em Again & Again & Again!’
OT… assuming there is a topic to be off of:
Frank of IMAO and PJM is busting out the Intentionalism, fwiw.
Good stuff, and the phrase “constitutional fan fiction” in reference to “precedent” as a guiding principle seems particularly apt.
Re: sdferr’s 5:45.
We should expect that they will also report (falsely) at their press conference that Republicans hurled racial slurs at them as they walked out as was done on the Pelosi Obamacare victory march.
“New Black Panther Declares: We Will Hunt ‘Pink A**es’ Down, ‘Kill ’Em, Dig ‘Em Up & Kill ‘Em Again & Again & Again!’”
Maybe after Obama is out on his ass that kind of talk will get shitheads put in jail again.
Most Americans haven’t been through four years of college, plus three years of law (or 4+ years of graduate school) where they loboomize that part of the brain.
Tiny kittens give the lie to Thomas Hobbes.
Lawyers, on the other hand…
Good for you, judge. Here’s another juice box. <pats head>
Musics, for temporizing
ace reading tea leaves
Even More Fun From Politico: Democrats Warn — The Very Worst Thing The Right-Wing Supreme Court Could Possibly Do Would Be To Issue a 5-4 Decision Overturning ObamaCare
Activist courts being those you disagree with, according to Volokh.
Darrell Issa: We built this for you.
so some abc loser on greta tonite brought out the pottery barn thing with barackycare. these losers are despicable.
– I’m not sure, but I think the topic for this thread is “you pessimistic bastards better leave my little tiny duckling sunglasses the fuck alone or I’ll sick my 190lb ‘puppy’ Bullmastiff on your sorry pessinistic asses.”
– Also, come November, we might have to change the opening line for that old joke to:
“What do you call 15,000 Obama lawyers at the bottom of the Potomic river?”
“What do you call 15,000 Obama lawyers at the bottom of the Potomic river?”
I have no clue, but if they were at the bottom of the Potomac, I would call it toxic waste.
““What do you call 15,000 Obama lawyers at the bottom of the Potomic river?””
‘Aqualawyers’ is yet another stupid waste of our stimulus tax dollars…
– The original punch line was “A good start” but your lines are better.
So have ya’ll heard the proudly progressive Obama administration and its defending friends have all trotted out their stale claim that the mandate was cooked up by evil Republicans!? They don’t honestly go any further into the details than that (mostly, we can guess, because they don’t know the actual history tenuously attached to the statement and in fact could care less about it, but there we are), the lying charge is quite as far as they care to go.
These sweet lil’ Democrat critters could be starting to become tedious, if they weren’t so cuddly cute, nigh on as cute as King George III in the midst of one of his seizures.
And those puppies are sitting next to flowing rivers of chocolate in the shade of kites being flown by children.
Chocolate can be very poisonous to dogs. Sounds about right.