From FOXNews:
Authorities in Iraq have arrested three close associates of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, officials said Friday, claiming to be close to capturing the al-Qaida-linked terror mastermind himself two days ahead of historic elections that extremists have vowed to subvert.
The announcements, made days after the arrests, appeared aimed at helping reassure Iraqis about security ahead of Sunday’s polls […]
[…] Asked to comment on how these arrests might affect Sunday’s historic elections, Senator Ted Kennedy (D-MA) explained that “he could sure use a hoagie. Or maybe some chili cheese fries.”
Senator Kennedy was of course naked at the time.
In a related story, researchers at the Woods Hole Oceanography Institute concluded yesterday that alcohol did not play a part in the recent spate of whale beachings. On the other hand, said Dr. Steve Melman, “We didn’t exactly give them BAC tests, either.”
The whales could not be reached for comment.
All kidding aside, can we skip the references to a naked Ted Kennedy–ruins my appetite.
Senator K: “That’s no beer belly, young man. That’s my liver; but seriously…”