Our pw friend McGehee has released a short story for our enjoyment and the overall edification for mankind.
As I haven’t read it I’m assuming it probably involves lesbians. With pictures. Also rocket cars and future guns. And space ninjas.
Look, if you have a Kindle you shouldn’t even be reading this, you should already be entering numbers over at Amazon. If you don’t have a Kindle, you should be flooding him with reviews you’d be writing if you did have a Kindle.
I put in a pre-review. Hasn’t shown up yet.
it says it’s a latter-day noir adventure set in a fictional Midwestern city
that just screams garrett hedlund for the movie
Huzzah!
You had me at short story. And a fictional Midwestern city is the very best kind.
downloaded
will read tomorrow
Haz muffeletta sammiches?
– I vote we all go out for beer and brats afterwards.
There will be more. I have a side-quel ready to publish, and a sequel is underway.
The side-quel is about the same length so I’ll want pricing feedback on this one: is it overpriced or should the side-quel be marked lower?
A latter-day noir adventure set in a fictional Midwestern city
Better be good, McG. I could have spent the buck ninety-nine on a latter-day pinot noir.
Why is this product often purchased together with Gentle Clitoral Gel – Menthol Free (1oz)?
Does nothing for me without the menthol…
LMC,
I am enlightened once again. My awareness of this corridor stopped at KY.
Organic is good and menthol free is better because I am guessing that is a bridge too far, clitorally speaking.
Look, if you have a Kindle you shouldn’t even be reading this, you should already be entering numbers over at Amazon.
I don’t have a Kindle, and the Kindle-reading app on Amazon doesn’t work on my G5 Mac. Is there some other way I can download the story? Because I’d buy it.
[he said, working his way through the Dover facsimile of “Varney the Vampyre” (1847, and even that’s a reprint)]
Really now. If you’re going to go organic you might as well just spit on it.
I need some of that hi-tech stuff they use on the arrest cables on aircraft carriers. Add a bit of chamomile scent, some butterscotch flavoring and a whompload of capsaicin and you and your friends’ ladyparts will have a hell of a Friday night.
Oh yeah, I’m buying the book to read while said ladyparts are on the mend. Better not be too long.
Sadly, I’ve gone my whole life without having my own clitorisaurus, but if menthol down there is anything like stupidly putting icy hot on a pulled groin and having the substance wander, then boy howdy is it an awful idea to have menthol down there.
Abe, that sounds like a plot point I may have to use sometime.
Golem, this is going through Kindle’s self-publish route, so it’s pretty much it. If you have an iPhone or Android smartphone there are Kindle apps for both of those.
Aww, I don’t have those. I work through Amazon mysel.
What just happened? The message went through before I was finished. Anyway, I sell stuff through Amazon and I know what you’re talking about. Oh well…
” Sadly, I’ve gone my whole life without having my own clitorisaurus”
Nah man, a wing-wong is basically just a really big clitoris. With a hole in the end. And no where to hide. Unless you are really fat.
I just wanted to type clitorisaurus, really.
Genus feles, prone to hiding behind a pair of palm fronds, extinct. No one cares.
I’m trying really hard not to type anything about Clitorisaurus being rubbed out by man made climate warming… and I’m totally failing. Damn it.
OK, McG. I’ll read some more. I can see more chapters, prequels, sequels, sidequels. Gotta tie them together at some point.
Still waiting for the pinot noir. And the lesbians.
A good read! And now you’ll be forever known as “Travis” McGehee. But you knew that, riiight?
As for the pricing, RI Red has it right, I could have spent the money on a Pabst and had nothing to show but a headache. So, you see, you’ve saved me from myself. I’ll be looking forward to the side-quel and sequel!
Okey dokey. I’ll publish the side-quel Wednesday. The sequel will take a little longer though.
Hmmmph. My Kindle complains of an ’empty battery’. I’ll snag that tomorrow, fo’ sho.
golem, you’ve tried the Adobe Digital Editions download? SysReqs…
Nice box, really. Prolly has a fully-functioning Clitorisaurus thingamajig installed.
Since I don’t have an iphonepodpad thingy I will have to wait for the paperback version.
Side-quel is ready for purchase.
McGehee, I don’t have a Kindle so, I’ll have to wait for the movie.
Wow, what a bunch of luddites.
Amazon does offer a way to publish to print but I wouldn’t try to use that until I can compile a number of these stories into a single volume. So, more incentive to keep writing (and publishing).
Aha, I got the cloud reader going on my laptop so I was able to download the story…
(starts reading)
Gosh darn, I just love these intertubes. And I love stories about don’t hitchhike.
Dayum, McG. You’re keeping me interested. It’s like one of those old – time serial movies. Not that I was around back then.
Keep them coming, and then peddle the scripts to Fox.