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update: variations on a theme.
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update 2: And another. And another! And ibid.
Man, these “we are sorry” crackpots are nothing if not tenacious, eh?
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update: variations on a theme.
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update 2: And another. And another! And ibid.
Can we make those “I am sorry” people pinatas??
So THOSE bastards are the ones committing the atrocities! I always knew those dirt-worshipping granola pushers were up to no good. Frickin’ underhanded, they are!
Maybe you could rotate the sign on the right – just to continue the punking. I’d like to see a Martha reference, like: “Soon, we will subjugate you to Martha Stewart Living reruns and McDonalds too, we’re sorry.”
Maybe it’s just me but that dude in the middle looks like John Walker Lindh of “American Taliban” amti-fame.
Anti-fame, even…
Very nice.
Pure comedy gold.
Nevermind the signs. That gorilla in the middle is holding a gun on each of those women and making them wear hideous shoes.
There you go “..eh?” again!
He’s holding their Birkenstocks hostage.
You should always cooperate with a Birkennapper. My friend didn’t and never saw his Birkenstocks again!
They need to work on their head tilts.
VERY poor form.
Yeah, no really sincere head tilts. This photo is bogus.
And not a power fist in sight. Suspicious.
Looks like they’re not even wearing real hemp clothing, either. Fake photo alert.
I never consider the possibilty of a fake photo.
Good catch.
I thought they were so distraught at the thought of millions of Iraqis shoving purple fingers up their asses, that they forgot.
Can we make those “I am sorry†people pinatas??
I’d rather make them pina coladas. Not make them pina coladas, I mean…never mind.
Photo psychoanalysis: Both of these Birkenstock-wearing pseudo-intellectuals have designs on the guy with the beard. Although he isn’t bank-robbery cute. Let’s just make that clear at the outset. Anyway, Amber on the left there has some weight issues–check out the puffy letters–and some religion issues as she makes all of her t’s into crosses. If she gets the gorilla to marry her, she’s going to demand that he shave and get a job, like, immediately. Or she’s the other girls “not so pretty friend”. Now Nirvana on the right is just angry. Although the gorilla is holding her sign which makes her look a little more hopeful than Amber. Sadly, that’s about as big a commitment as gorilla will make. Except to essential oils. He’s all about sandalwood. And his mommy. It’s going to take years of psychotherapy for him to grow up. And shower.
Is there a speck of CheezWhiz in my screen or is Beardo helping hold that sign with his johnson?
ON my screen. Sorry.
Not sure what the psychoanalysis on that is.
What’s a Birkenstock (sp?)? And can it help you score hippy chicks?
Both of these Birkenstock-wearing pseudo-intellectuals have designs on the guy with the beard.
Sorry, Ana, but I think they have designs on each other. The guy in the middle is just a beard.
Birkenstocks CAN help you score hippiechicks but Ben and Jerrys and Bob Dylan is more likely. Also, if you have a PETA bumpersticker on the Subaru, you’ll have happier hunting. Fair warning, most of them are whiney once you scratch the surface. My professional opinion is that these gals aren’t, in fact, LUGs (lesbians until graduation) but desperate twenty-somethings. Desperate like bridesmaids.
Come on, you didn’t like the beard joke? Now, that’s comedy!
If you go to the Mothership, you’ll find that they are actually ALL Birkenstock-wearing Unitarians from hell. I want a sign: “We’re sorry it took us so damned long to liberate you from that psychotic menace and his two sons. Congratulations on the vote.”
Also, if you have a PETA bumpersticker on the Subaru, you’ll have happier hunting.
C’mon Ana, you know that guy’s got a shitty old Volvo.
Maybe if he grows up (emphasis on the if )and becomes a tenured Ethnic Studies Prof, he can get hisself a Prius!
a girl like that gave me “the vote” once… no sorry that was the clap, or maybe crabs. Anyway tterrified of old volvos ever since… or was it old vul…
Why are they so angry? My wife is one and all of her friends as well. I talk to them and try to understand -but its all just Evil Stupid Bush is tricking the whole world….blah blah blah and since November its not even fun to antagonize them because they just accuse me of gloating.
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I refuse to surrender the shitty old Volvo to the moonbats. They can have the beret as the official moonbat hat but the Volvo…nevah.
EPriam’s gloating again. The reason that they are so angry is that they never outgrew their feelings and found their brains. They are very in touch with their feelings. And little else. Except maybe their beards….
It’s okay if you have a shitty old Volvo, Ana–as long as it’s not plastered with inane leftist bumper stickers on the back. You know the kind…”can’t hug a child with nuclear arms,” “Airforce…bakesale,” etc. Like beardo the weirdo up there likely has on his (Mom’s) shitty old Volvo.
as long as it’s not plastered with inane leftist bumper stickers on the back
Check the link here
(NOT link-whoring – I took the damn picture myself!)
You’re always welcome to drop a link here, Drum.
And if the rest of you guys don’t read that site, you’re missing out.
Ah, if he’d only had the Pacifica sticker, that would’ve said it all.
The best use of a bumper sticker I ever saw was back when I lived in Berkeley. A Nader 2000 sticker in the back window of a cherry-looking Corvair. Then again, since we’re talking about Berkeley, there may not have been any irony intended…
CC,
The beard riff was excellent. Thanks
My intention was not to disparage shitty old volvos, I love them, I have a shitty old Saab.
I also have a beard. uh oh, am I turning? is there a cure..
Is Ephriam playing for the other team? Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
I actually totalled the shitty old Volvo before I got a chance to put the “Smith and Wesson the ultimate in feminine protection” bumper sticker on it–dumbass frat boy failed to yield. Anyway, I’m trawling for another cherry red volvo station wagon on which to put a number of fun bumperstickers. The red ones never smell like hemp. They are almost always driven by Republican mommies with car seats and carry permits.
Ana is evidently a yuppie redneck. Her Volvo has a gun rack.
Robin! Most excellent idea. Gunrack. Now for a beltbuckle….
Oooooo, we got lots of big shiny beltbuckles.
drumwaster – checked out that link. Bet the truck-bumpersticker guy forgot to take his meds. Just like those people who call into C-SPAN (note to all C-SPAN callers, especially those calling the ‘D’ line – the table is telling you to take your anti-psychotic medications, not to call into the show. Tables are treacherous like that).
Something that was pointed out to me is the Rainbow flag, and the Black and Blue flag (on the cab frame, just behind the driver’s left shoulder).
Either he’s a nutbag who just thought the flags looked “cool”, or he is a homosexual who is into “rough trade”.
I’ve seen those black-and-blue flags around and wondered what they mean…
Now I think I’d rather not know.
Ephraim – Sounds like just another Saab story. . .