Well, I asked for a snowboard, but I suppose a borderline retard is nice, too…
Anyway, it’s the thought that counts.
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Tas is funny. How someone can be so wrong and so self-righteous about it is truly astounding.
btw, how does it go?: You demand pie, therefore you are a citizen journalist!
Or: You are a citizen journalist, therefore you can demand pie!
What? Haven’t you ever face planted a retard in a bank of snow? It’s great.
When Tas cries himself to sleep at night because innocent terrorist children are dying, he’s thanking you for the added traffic. Don’t give him the pleasure. Use his email address to sign up to every spam and advertisment service out there.
Oh – and I added you to my blogroll. I didn’t forget.
Borderline?
Borderline?
Jeff, you’re being unnecessarily generous to the boy. Which, I s’pose, is OK…if you were too savage in your treatment, he might become depressed, need to go on Zoloft, and then who KNOWS what might happen
Now I know how to get a link at Protein Wisdom…
Well, there’s 45 seconds I won’t get back.
Thanks, Jeff.
Jeez. Is no one going to wish Jeff a Happy Birthday?
Happy Birthday Jeff!!!!
key word: moral
Thanks!
My bad.
Happy Birthday, Jeff. How many is this?
Last time I produced a “mountain of evidence” I had to replace three plungers and a septic tank.
Thank me for sharing.
Happy Birthday, Jeff. Whoever would have guessed that you are an Aquarian? (Wink, wink) My spambuster word is “few.” Is that the cosmos answering me?
Happy birthday Jeff! If you DO end up getting a board, let’s ride WP or Copper sometime this winter. Snow’s been sorta sucky lately, but my favorite time is the spring anyway. Have you boarded before?
Many happy returns of the day :D
My mom is a highly respected woman, and someone told her that tas is always right, therefore it must be true (unless you can find something in my mom’s past that would discredit her, and my birth doesn’t count).The burden of proof rests with you now, since she is so honorable.
Happy Birthday, Jeff G.
p.s. – I noticed that tas must have an f-bomb macro or something – Alt-F maybe?
Fabulous Birthday to you Jeff.
Thank you for sharing McGehee.
You’re quite welcome, Ana.
Yes – happy birthday! Expect your gift in short order.
Happy 54th birthday! Bet you didn’t think you’d make it this far. Congrats!
Thanks all. 54? Uh, okay.
Willow: no, I don’t snowboard. Mostly because people keep giving me borderline retards for my birthday.
Sorry, Jeff.
Happy Birthday. You’re getting the same thing I got you last year, buddy.
Happy bidet, Jeff. Hope another years sitz well with you.
Happy birthday, Jeff.
As I posted at BR’s site, I got your back
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Jeff!
Aquarius – February 2005
Aquarius Jan 21 – Feb 19
We all have our trying periods!
Happy Birthday!
I shall continue to give you the gift of my priceless friendship.
No, you can’t exchange it for something else.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
Happy Birthday. I have nothing to give you, save for an occasional annoying e-mail.
Add me to Paul and kyle.
Merry birthday, Jeff. I’d have said happy birthday, but everyone else has already stolen my thunder.
Oh, by the way. Remember that Proof DVD I got you for Christmas? Well, you can watch it again for your birthday.
The Big “Y” …
Blessings.
Happy Birthday, Jeff!
You’re welcome to come to Phoenix and help me spread 20 tons of crushed rock but I’m really hoping you have something better planned…
PT Holmes – He’s not 54, he’s celebrating the 30th anniversary of his ninth birthday.
Is it just me, or is tas getting worse as time goes by?
Happy Birthday Jeff. Knowing you’ve ticked off yet another member of the “reality-based” community is a pretty good gift, don’t you think?
Keep’em coming
Well, that was fun posting at those crazie’s sites. Can’t wait to hear from them at my site. That is what always happens. But it is kinda funny, cuz my site is…. well, a tad different from Jeff’s and they have no idea how to act.
I know how to calm the liberals soul…
Sine qua non was just kidding rightwingsparkle, but happy b-day, Jeff from me, the dolphin… and, of course, Esther Wilberforce-Packard.
Happy B’day Jeff. My signed original master of The Stranger is on the way.
Oh, and thanks a lot McG.
Prescient voices:
I like LEO too:
Re: LEO too
Really? Gee, I didn’t even know they would be rewarding us Leos. Nevertheless, I thank them very much.
Charles – you do have a way with words! (Poopyhead, indeed!)
Mr. Goldstein,
Happy birthday and all that shit.
Thanks for all the jocular buffonery.
You’re the tits.
That’s “buffoonery.”
Goddamn Xanax.
Thanks everybody!
Speaking of retards and I don’t mean borderline.
Happy birthday! And MacGruder still sucks.
Happy Birthday, Jeff. Your present is on the way, unrelated to your birthday which I freely admit I knew nothing about, but is conveniently timed.
Happy birthday. And thanks for the thoughts and laughs day after day.
Thanks all!
Tried to think of something clever but failed, so I’ll just say Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Jeff!
I remember hearing about PW on hiatus, and how sorely missed it was.
I don’t remember exactly when I stumbled in here; I think I was branching from Vodkapundit expecting political commentary…instead, I encountered some particularly effective metaphysical imagery containing interesting rhythmic devices that seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.
Sometimes, after laughing my fanny off, I wanted to go and tell someone about something you said, and I found that—after trying to digress into all of the required explanations of offbeat references and pop-culture background trivia—I couldn’t effectively segue into a Martha lesbian story.
It’s at such times that I’ve realized what a tremendous gift you provide to all of us—the unworthy souls who haunt this place. It’s a bunch of work to keep PW going, and an amazing exhibition of creativity to launch Brautigan, haiku, Martha, apples, neighbors, conceptual series, and bunkers into cyberspace……while conversing with inanimate objects, going to political conventions, taking red pills, and talking back to music.
So, thanks for sharing. Thanks for providing a site for highbrow lowlife. I hope that you’ve enjoyed the last year, and are having a happy birthday—and that you have many more happy years and birthdays to come.
Yeah Jeff, what he said.
Great 5-word review of PW!
Wow….like Chia Pet, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
I like how Tas’ “mountain of evidence” consists of:
1. His belief that Republicans are _bad_;
2. A flyer was distributed by persons unknown; and
3. Quotes from people who say that the flyer was appearing in black neighborhoods (which is much different from saying that Republicans did the posting).
“Borderline,” my ass.
Happy birthday, dude! And, like, maybe you could strap the borderline retard to your feet, dude, and, like, use him as a snowboard when you, like, go snowboarding with Willow? That would be so totally AWSOME, dude!
Wow. What an ass-kissing fest. You’re all sheep.
Unlike you—brave anonymous internet poster who won’t wish somebody happy birthday just because “society” or “decorum” or “the MAN” tells you to. FIGHT THE POWER!
Great. Congrats. Now fuck off back home. You’re posting on a thread a month and a half after it ceased being active. One of the pitfalls of being miserably stupid, I guess.