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“NYC Council: Ban Of Large Sugared Sodas ‘Seems Punitive,’ ‘Won’t Yield A Positive Result'”

You mean if King Bloomberg decrees that one can’t purchase a bottle of single Coke larger than 16 oz., the masses might figure that two, three, or even four 16 oz bottles will do the trick — and screw the King?

Astounding!

I should add:  thanks to King Bloomberg’s arbitrary dictates, a slew of extra plastic bottles will make their way into society, where they’ll get all tatted up, huff some glue, and then gang-rape the earth.

Congrats. I guess it’s good to be the King.

 

46 Replies to ““NYC Council: Ban Of Large Sugared Sodas ‘Seems Punitive,’ ‘Won’t Yield A Positive Result'””

  1. Mike LaRoche says:

    Michael Bloomberg is a Stalinist prick. Nothing less, nothing more.

  2. bh says:

    Oh, hey, Mike. I was meaning to ask you what you’re doing over in jolly ol’ England. Lecturing? Taking a vacation?

  3. BigBangHunter says:

    – I’m surprised Pepsi isn’t demanding equal attention.

  4. leigh says:

    There was just a news story about a house that sploded in Detroit after some thieves in the process of stealing the copper pipes, broke a gas line.

  5. LBascom says:

    Mining can be dangerous.

  6. bh says:

    Why would you break a gas line if you were stealing copper? Am I missing something here?

  7. newrouter says:

    Am I missing something here?

    they be racist thinking all pipe be copper

  8. bh says:

    Hopefully they’ve learned a valuable lesson about stereotyping pipe then.

  9. LBascom says:

    Hopefully they’ve learned a valuable lesson about stereotyping pipe then.

    Yeah right. I think if we considered the crack pipe we would get closer to an answer…

  10. newrouter says:

    Hopefully they’ve learned a valuable lesson about stereotyping pipe then.

    but then they would have to discriminate against “black” pipe and that be racist.

  11. leigh says:

    I’m guessing here, bh, but if you’re stealing copper pipe, it’s probably dark out. If they just started ripping away, especially in a kitchen—kaboom. What got me is that the house had been vacant or abandoned for three years but the gas was still on.

  12. SteveG says:

    Well, since it is a rape of mother earth, the crime is particularly heinous… particularly since the crime is presented as your fat ass wandering around sucking high fructose corn syrup soda, belching carbon dioxide, looking for the nearest emergency room while simultaneously ravaging Ms. Earth 2012.
    At least have the decency to have good hair and good looks and say : I love my children sooooo soooo much like John Edwards while you screw her….

  13. Mike LaRoche says:

    Oh, hey, Mike. I was meaning to ask you what you’re doing over in jolly ol’ England. Lecturing? Taking a vacation?

    Hi bh. I’ve been doing archival research.

  14. bh says:

    That’s cool, Mike. I’m sure I wouldn’t be the only one who’d be curious to know what sort of thing you’re digging up from time to time.

    I trust you’ll find the time to sample the occasional pint of bitter, of course.

  15. newrouter says:

    I’ve been doing archival research

    and the baked beans are heinz?

  16. JD says:

    Ezra Klein hearts Bloombergs asshattery.

    Hatfields & the McCoys is spectacular.

  17. bh says:

    Heh, I’m watching it right now, nr.

    Barrett is already talking about starving old ladies. Opening statement. The moderator is already being a dick. First question.

    This is why I’m taking two vacation days next week.

  18. BigBangHunter says:

    – When Lefturds attack commerce, its just soooooo precious…

    – But then again, when you have nothing the whole world is a bag of hammers.

  19. Mike LaRoche says:

    That’s cool, Mike. I’m sure I wouldn’t be the only one who’d be curious to know what sort of thing you’re digging up from time to time.

    I trust you’ll find the time to sample the occasional pint of bitter, of course.

    Mostly, I’m digging up documents relating to US-UK diplomatic relations between the world wars, specifically relating to the major naval conferences of that period. It’s a bit challenging because while most of the documents are at the National Archives in Kew, others are stored at different locations around London. I’m getting to know the public transportation system of this city quite well.

  20. bergerbilder says:

    The Epsilons are already aimlessly wandering around NYC chanting “so-da, so-da, so-da…”

  21. Mike LaRoche says:

    and the baked beans are heinz?

    Heh, indeed!

  22. bh says:

    Barrett just said that the Bureau of Labor Statistics works for Scott Walker.

  23. Mike LaRoche says:

    Well, it’s late and I need to get back to bed (past 3am here). Talk to you all later!

  24. newrouter says:

    “dead last in the mid west” not counting mich & ill

  25. bh says:

    Later, Mike. Good luck.

  26. newrouter says:

    shorter barrett – rich peeps suxs

  27. bh says:

    shorter moderator: paying unions less = murdering school children

  28. newrouter says:

    “larger class size” so?

  29. newrouter says:

    “shared sacrifice” – drink

  30. Pablo says:

    “corporation that aren’t even tied to creating jobs”

    Because Mayors do that, not businesses.

  31. bh says:

    Barrett: We need leadership. And leadership means raising taxes.

  32. newrouter says:

    barrett – baffle them with bullshit

  33. bh says:

    “John Doe” – drink.

  34. bh says:

    In case you guys don’t know about this detail, Barrett’s wife is known to have done what he’s now accusing Walker’s aides of doing.

  35. BigBangHunter says:

    – What?…..A Lefturd projecting….say it isn’t so.

  36. newrouter says:

    “divide and conquer” – drink

  37. newrouter says:

    i like how the tv idiot always says to walker “briefly” when walker starts making his case

  38. newrouter says:

    “rock star/tea party” – drink

  39. bh says:

    Barrett is lying that the unions offered to take pay cuts.

    Pure lie.

  40. newrouter says:

    vote barrett me be centrist (or lefty idiot)

  41. newrouter says:

    barrett be the fill in tonite for baracky- all bs all the time

  42. palaeomerus says:

    When the mayor wants to teach you how to drink soda the right way by sending cops after stores and soda fountains then you need to pack up your stuff and move the fuck out of Duckberg. This isn’t a policy so much as a shit test. Run away. Don’t walk, RUN.

  43. palaeomerus says:

    Seriously. Run. This dooofus will start picking out the pants you’ll wear tomorrow if you let him. He is not far away from wearing the kleenex boxes on his feet and storing his urine in jars. Listen to the chorus for once and LEAVE. No one needs to win a goat for this.

  44. McGehee says:

    Duckberg? I always thought it was more like St. Canard. Without the goofy feather-headed superhero.

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