I’d like to, I really would—and I know you’re going to think this another of my lame excuses—but the truth is, the armadillo watched the unrated director’s cut of Demonlover last night, and now I can’t get him out of the bathroom. The Dasypodidaeic perv.
But here. Here’s a proxy jig.
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update: AS A CITIZEN JOURNALIST I REFUSE TO BE OBJECTIFIED!*
The monkey on the outs or what?
JIHAD MALE: If he’s not careful, he’s going to be hoist by his own petard.
you could get some of those specially made glasses they make for armadillos (“armadillo eyewear inc” sells them), gets ‘em out of the bathroom quicker. Probably have to move the furniture around a bit though otherwise he’ll trip over…………..
So, as an already-objectified “Blogger Babe”, are you going to pose a la Jihad Male?
Not that I take lightly the risk of being wrong, but don’t you mean “Dasypaedic?”
Uhm…
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rollback;
gah!
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Heh.
You might be right, I don’t know. The family is Dasypodidae. I just guessed the rest.
If you thought these desperate attempts to curry favor for Dasypodidae would actually succeed, when your audience clearly prefers Macaca mulatta, then you’ve got another think coming, bub.
And don’t try to distract us with any talking Malus McIntosh, either.
Nice Citizen Journalist thingy over there on the left.
Now, as for objectification, you know you love it.
Oh, Jeff, don’t you live to be objectified (by women, preferably?)
I think Jeff refuses to answer on the grounds his wife might hurt him. And badly.
I’VE READ PROUST!
Just for the record, I’m willing ot be objectified.
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