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“Contentions: Obama Drops His Name Into the Other Presidential Biographies”

Well, shit, man: what’s the use of being “historic” if the rest of colonialist/imperialist/bitter-clinger history is going to disrespect you by pretending the world doesn’t begin and end with you?

The One is the loneliest number. But it needn‘t be. Racists.

(thanks to JD and geoffB)

48 Replies to ““Contentions: Obama Drops His Name Into the Other Presidential Biographies””

  1. By the seventh day God completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. Obama plays golf every seventh day.

  2. sdferr says:

    Barry is the New Teleology. The end.

  3. Pablo says:

    #ObamaInHistory is full of hilarity, like this and this.

  4. cranky-d says:

    Do we need any more proof of his narcissism? I think not.

    Perhaps he is trying to get his legacy in place now since he feels the winds of change coming. I volunteer to scrub his name from all those entries once he’s left office. That is, if I have the time to do so rather than just eeking out a meager living in the shell of my former country.

  5. StrangernFiction says:

    He’s just in over his head.

  6. sdferr says:

    “He’s just in over his head.”

    Ha! No, he’s objectively a cunt of the first order. First, he tells you!

  7. happyfeet says:

    In 1977, President Jimmy Carter created the Department of Energy; today the DOE works with the Obama Administration to drive towards innovation in energy and reducing reliance on foreign oil with an “all of the above” approach.

  8. Squid says:

    He’s a half-black Forrest Gump, he is.

  9. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Franklin Roosevelt told the nation that “the only thing we had to fear is fear itself.” Today, Barak Obama is that fear.

  10. Alec Leamas says:

    All prior Presidents, nay, all of American history prefigured the coming of Barack Hussein Obama.

  11. All of American history was a setup to allow Michelle to be proud of her country for the first time. Because it’s all about the O.

  12. leigh says:

    I hope I’m still alive when a biography of the Wonce and his hubris is made. One that is mocking all the way.

  13. George Orwell says:

    Obama and the Higgs boson… is there a difference?

  14. leigh says:

    Heh.

  15. RI Red says:

    Remind me how / why we elected this guy?

  16. leigh says:

    The cheatin’ ways of the Michigan delegates, iirc.

    Vote early and vote often. It’s the Chicago Way gone national.

  17. JHoward says:

    Barry ≥ Α & Ω ∴ ∃ ∀. So show some respect.

  18. Pablo says:

    I hope I’m still alive when a biography of the Wonce and his hubris is made. One that is mocking all the way.

    While I have not read it, this may be the book you’re looking for.

    Timely, too.

  19. bh says:

    Okay, let me shake off the cobwebs.

    Barry is greater than or equal to the alpha and the omega (God) therefore Barry exists for all.

    Heh.

  20. Obama and the Higgs boson… is there a difference?

    Have you ever seen them together at the same time?

  21. bh says:

    I especially like the greater than. He should start inserting himself into biblical stories.

    God, with Obama’s permission, freed the Israelites from the Pharaoh.

  22. bh says:

    It’s really too bad that Obama and Kim Jung Il never got a chance to go golfing together. Imagine the number of holes in one they’d rack up together.

  23. cranky-d says:

    G-d, at Obama’s direction, freed the Israelites from the Pharaoh.

    Remember, it was Teh Won’s idea.

    It’s really too bad that Obama and Kim Jung Il never got a chance to go golfing together. Imagine the number of holes in one they’d rack up together.

    They could actually both play a full round of golf and have the combined score be less than 36. Often, the balls fly towards the holes without any assistance from either of those great persons.

  24. Mike LaRoche says:

    And when Jesus had taken the five loaves and the two fishes, he looked up to heaven, and blessed, and brake the loaves, and gave them to his disciples to set before them; and the two fishes divided he among them all. Michelle Obama made sure the loaves were low-carb.

  25. bh says:

    Ha!

    Strange, isn’t it, that some comedy writers tell us there just isn’t anything funny about Obama.

    Maybe they’re just afraid of blaspheming.

  26. leigh says:

    I need to order that book, Pablo. I did read the Daily Caller piece yesterday.

  27. Ernst Schreiber says:

    some comedy writers tell us there just isn’t anything funny about Obama.

    And those writers would be right. There isn’t anything funny about Obama.

    The laughter is cathartic.

    Because it’s too painful to weep.

  28. Pablo says:

    Did you listen to Hannity interviewing Klein, leigh? I especially liked the part where Klein told Hannity he’d absolutely give him the 3.5 hour tape of him interviewing Wright.

  29. leigh says:

    Ooh! Caroline Kennedy is pissed at the Obamas. Snubbed, she was.

  30. leigh says:

    No, I missed it, Pablo. I did hear Bob Beckel dissing Klein who he seems to have confused with David Brock. I’d listen to that tape and read a transcript, too.

    Maybe I’m just a cock-eyed optimist, but I think the chickens are going to come home to roost for Barry. He’s made it to the top with a lot of help and pissed on every one of the people who helped him. This can’t end well.

    Heh, heh, heh.

  31. cranky-d says:

    I think one could make a few jokes about the topic of this post that would be quite amusing.

  32. cranky-d says:

    … cock-eyed…

    That can’t be pleasant no matter who you are.

  33. leigh says:

    That was a hanging curve ball for you guys. I’m feeling generous.

  34. cranky-d says:

    Yeah, I really couldn’t ignore that one. I would lose my membership in the Snarky Comment Society, and then where would I be?

  35. dicentra says:

    ? = therefore
    ? = ???
    ? = all

    That’s some hi-falutin’ symbolizin’ you got goin’ there. Whoosh! Right over mah punkin haid.

  36. dicentra says:

    [mutter mutter]

    If I’da read the page source, it woulda given me the answer:

    &ge &Alpha &#038 &Omega &there4 &exist &forall

  37. dicentra says:

    I would lose my membership in the Snarky Comment Society, and then where would I be?

    Confined to the YouTube comment section, a fate worse than the darkest hell.

  38. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    To piggy-back Pablo, this is great too. Some days I love Twitter.

  39. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    There’s a tiny violin playing sad music for the poor Kennedy’s and their woes with the Obama’s*…but thank God, I can’t hear it. Tiny violin and such. The beagle is dragging his ears across the rug.

    Maybe he can hear it.

    Or, he’s got allergies goin’ again.

    *that History Channel Hatfield’s & McCoy’s thing looks good

  40. leigh says:

    I don’t care about the Kennedy’s either, Lamont. I just brought it up to show how tone deaf the Obama’s are. The Kennedy’s are like bacteria; their everywhere and you can’t see them. But they are waiting for their chance to use you.

  41. Seth says:

    Barry ? ? & ? ? ? ?

    What?!? There’s no chance Teh Won is merely equal to anything.

    Barry > ? & ? ? ? ?

    Fixed that for ya.

  42. Seth says:

    That would have been hilarious if I hadn’t f’d up the special characters.

  43. bour3 says:

    I cannot wait for the Obama presidential lieberry. That’s going to be great wot with the Obama sphinxes, Obama Alexander the Greats, Obama Moses, Obama John Glenns, Obama Charles Lindbergs, Obama Lee Obama Grant two packs, Obama Rushmores, Obama Boulder Dams, Obama Golden Gates and so forth. I am a great earnest lover of history and it fascinates me how all these things presaged the present moment in which we live. It’s so exciting.

  44. TRHein says:

    Ok here’s my offering:

    President Abraham Lincoln gave “The Gettysburg Address” in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on November 19, 1863. I, Barack Obama, continue the tradition of great presidential public speaking in my Race Speech at the Constitution Center on March 18, 2008, I achieved this before I was actually the president.

  45. JD says:

    When asked for a comment, Teh Onion said “we give up”.

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