7 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 105”

1. leelu says:

   January 20, 2005 at 1:51 am

   …it appears that Marty may be unclear on the concept of “retribution”.

   This could get interesting.

2. JWebb says:

   January 20, 2005 at 3:57 am

   Loose turds spurting out of open mouths? Somebody’s smuggling John Waters’ flicks into Camp Cupcake.

3. Diana says:

   January 20, 2005 at 4:26 am

   Martha’s perceptions can sometimes be warped by her experiences.

4. david says:

   January 20, 2005 at 5:21 am

   I’m with leelu.  Some kind of smackdown is definitely in the works for Martha.  Time for her to bring out the big bribe money.

5. Beck says:

   January 20, 2005 at 12:21 pm

   I knew a girl named Alexis Chalupa.  She was REALLY over-weight.  Where’s a ceiling fan when you need one?

6. Salt Lick says:

   January 20, 2005 at 2:23 pm

   That was pretty cold of Martha.  I’m sure lieutenant was just trying to swing an introduction to Rosie O’Donnell.

7. kyle says:

   January 21, 2005 at 3:25 pm

   Kinda reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman learns to eat with his arse and crap out his mouth.  Heady stuff, that.

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