Best concert lineup since the Hansonpalooza tour of ‘98!—when surprise guests the Osmonds broke into “One Bad Apple,” and when (during an absolutely soaring duet) Amy Grant and Mike Reno started dry humping on stage.
And I’ll tell you this right now: should Restful Sabbath put a thumb in the eye of the PC crowd and break into “Peace Pigs,” my shirt is coming off, baby– decorum be damned.


ya think the Christian bands scare libs as much as this album scared young Christian boys, back in ‘81? i sat in the dark and listened to the eerie-evil instrumental, i think it was E5150. i saw satan that day. and get this, the album was a Christmas present. Christian bands are scary, who the hell wants to spend an afternoon with a righteous know-it-all. and i guess both are battling for your soul…
I’m looking forward to the tribute to David Hasselhoff.
And those Up with Everything people.
And those Up with Everything people.
Like Homer Simpson, I’m a big fan of the well-groomed young go-getters of “Hooray for Everything!”
Homer: “Oh, I love those kids. They’ve got such a great attitude!”
Are these the guys that did “Jesus Circumsized My Ass”?
Late additions to the Prezzfest bill:
BASS WEEJUNS
SPAZZDANCE
STADIUM CHURCH
GRANDMASTER BRAD
WALMART RAPTURE
VIRGINZ 4 LIFE
BIBLE CAMP FUN
DARWIN IN CHAINS
what happened to the Dead Kennedys? Did they cancel? Those bastards!
I was really looking forward to “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” and “Police Truck”…….
get the twins rocking and who knows what would happen?
Things got a little out of the control at the backstage party. Apparently, somebody spiked the grape juice—with orange juice. Call the SWAT Team!
Jokes on the Osmonds. Just because Michael is on trial doesn’t mean he’s not entitled to royalties on old Jackson 5ive tunes.
And pretty much every other song ever recorded. He bought up everything this side of “A Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall.”
Ronnie James is okay and all, but Sabbath ain’t Sabbath without Ozzy.