The best place to stand to keep the wind off your face? Directly behind Ted Kennedy’s enormous head. Like a gin-soaked warehouse with ears, that thing.
Unfortunately, this doesn’t appear to be a well-kept meteorological secret.
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Hey! I saw you on C-Span grabbing that girl with the pink hand warmer when she held up the sign and started spouting off during Ws inaugural speech. I thought it was cool the way you pulled her birkenstock off when she was trying to kick you after you had tackled her.
But what did Molly think?
I don’t think they’re standing behind TK for the calm air, I think they’re standing there because they want to get the contact buzz. Hell, what else is there to do? Might as well have a little fun right?
But wouldn’t standing directly behind that enormous head also put you directly in line with his his enormous, and most likely, prolific exhaust pipe.
Anyone else automatically think of So I Married an Axe Murder??
Mike Myers as Stuart Mackenzie (Charlie’s father): William! Move your head! Look at the size of that boy’s head!
Tony: Shhhh!
Stewart: I’m not kidding, that’s like an orange on a toothpick!
Tony: Shh! You’re going to give the kid a complex.
Stewart: Well, that’s a huge noggin! That’s a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system! Head! Move!
Hey what do you know…submit word: father.
Every time I see Teddy with his collar buttoned, the disparity in size between his head and neck makes it looks like the blood circulation is building up in his jowls and is preparing to launch his head off his shoulders like a gore-propelled rocket.
Or maybe that’s just wishful thinking.
Later,
bbeck
Bbeck, figuratively speaking that’s what’s been happening for years.
Still, one could make a lot of money selling tickets to the literal version…
McGehee, maybe we just came up with Jeff’s first stop-motion cartoon.
Later,
bbeck