9 Replies to “HHS Kathleen Sebelius channels Sergeant Schultz … [Darleen Click]”

1. happyfeet says:

   April 27, 2012 at 12:29 pm

   she doesn’t come across as being very knowledgeable about the issue I don’t think

2. DarthLevin says:

   April 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm

   Nobody in that room was happier than Klueless Kathy when the chair said, “The gentleman’s time has expired.”

3. Squid says:

   April 27, 2012 at 1:06 pm

   “Ladies and gentlemen of the Committee, I’m just a cavewoman. I fell on some ice and was later thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes when I fly to Europe on the Concorde, I wonder, am I inside some sort of giant bird? Am I going to be digested? I don’t know, because I’m a cavewoman, and that’s the way I think!

   “When I’m courtside at a Knicks game, I wonder if the ball is some sort of food they’re fighting over. When I see my image on the security camera at the country club, I wonder, are they stealing my soul? I get so upset, I hop out of my Range Rover, and run across the fairway to to the clubhouse, where I get Carlos to make me one of those appletinis he’s so famous for, to soothe my primitive cavewoman brain.

   “But whatever world you’re from, I do know one thing: forcing the Jesuits to provide rubbers and Morning-After Pills to easy Elementary Education coeds isn’t just legal — it’s good medicine and good politics. And, for that reason, I ask that you find this requirement… Constitutional. Thank you.”

   (Requiescat in pace, Phil.)

4. Squid says:

   April 27, 2012 at 1:11 pm

   The “Honorable” Kathleen Sibelius.

   You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. {/Inigo}

5. PCachu says:

   April 27, 2012 at 1:26 pm

   It’s a good thing you’ve got high-powered connections to keep you in The 1%, Madame Secretary, because based on your raw qualifications, you’d be declared too incompetent to wipe your own … nose.

6. Squid says:

   April 27, 2012 at 1:29 pm

   May 1st, 2009:

   I, Kathleen Sibelius, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter; so help me God.

   April 27, 2012:

   “Congressman, I’m not a lawyer and I don’t pretend to understand the nuances of the Constitutional balancing tests… I’m not going to wade into Constitutional law…”

   “No, really, Congressman — I talked to like bunches of lawyers and they all said it was okay!”

7. dicentra says:

   April 27, 2012 at 2:41 pm

   Why aren’t all our congresscritters this bright?

8. Danger says:

   April 27, 2012 at 7:42 pm

   Well placed Mr Gowdy,
   Well Placed!!!

   I say we all claim to be Christian Scientists and have a religious objection to insurance mandates.

   Check Mate Biotches!

9. RI Red says:

   April 27, 2012 at 8:53 pm

   I just love a good cross-examination. Nothing like leaving a witness in a puddle of flop sweat.

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