Sorry, little dude. The place is kind of a mess. But we’ll muddle through.
As Leigh mentioned in comments in the previous post, delivered by c-section this morning at 8:15 his local, and featured being held by big bro Satchel in a great photo over at Jeff’s Facebook page. Stacy has related thoughts, though the headline to his post put the M song “Pop Music” in my head (just warning you).
So, here’s a thread for ‘grats, reminiscences, musings, and wishes.
UPDATE: Insty has some timely thoughts on this happy occasion. Smitty, too.
[…] GOLDSTEIN has a new son. I hit his tipjar. Diapers are […]
congratulations (on the instalanche, of course)
Warmest congratulations to Jeff and family. Glad to hear that all are healthy.
Wow! Tanner gets an Instalanche. Can a computer be far behind. :)
Congratulations, Jeff!
Congrats Jeff, mom and the big bro.
Congrats and best wishes for all four of you!
Hail to the newest Goldstein, and congratulations to the rest of the family!
Now you have three to eight weeks of watching his nervous system slowly reach functionality. And in 17 years you’ll have to explain to him why tattoos are gross and not cool. I expect I’ll be a grizzled incandescent lightbulb smuggler by then.
That’s great. Best wishes to the families.
Fantastic to hear everyone is healthy. Tanner we started without you, gotta run but get this for us will ya? We’ll getcha next time.
Jeff, Congratulations and well-wishes to Mom and boys.
May he be blessed with Health and Happiness …
Welcome, Tanner! (Hi, Sathel!)
This the year of the dragon on the Chinese calendar. Surely an omen, yes? I see he is meditating in his picture.
Throw this “c” uthere. Sorry, Satch.
Happy birthday Tanner G!
Grats and best wishes to all, the million different emotions playing on Satches face made me smile.
Congratulations, Jeff and Mrs G!
…and congratulations to Satchel for getting promoted to big brother!
to the little outlaw
King of the World
Congratulations!
A beautiful baby boy.
Congrats to the Goldstein family.
Congrats to all four pw Goldsteins!
OUTLAWs!
hello tanner! you are a taurus! just like Mr. William Shakespeare!
no pressure
Don’t let the armadillo teach him any bad habits, Jeff. That’s your job.
Congratulations family Goldstein! Good to see the baseball-themed child naming continue.
Congratulations!!!!
Judging by your first couple of photos it’s a beautiful countenance you’ve got there young Mr. Tanner, even merely sleeping. Long and long and long may you keep it — right up to the point when you figure out how irresponsible all those adults preceding you have been as they mishandled your native birthright. Then, I hope to witness an angry frown of disappointment directed their way. But sooner, mashed bananas!
Congratulations to Jeff, Mrs Jeff, and Tanner on a successful entry for the latter into the world; and to Satchel on becoming a big brother :)
God bless and keep all four of you always.
He’s a good looking young fellow. Does anyone have the tale of the tape from his delivery?
My Regards to all.
Hit that tip jar, folks.
…’cause nothing says, “Congratulations Jeff, we love you, man!” quite like a pile of money.
Congratulations, Jeff. Though I suspect Mrs G did most of the heavy lifting.
Great news, Jeff. You’re on your way to starting your own football team.
Congratulations! :-)
Took your advice, John Bradley. Congratulations, Jeff and family!
Welcome to the world Tanner. Here is your tab! It is $49,986.06.
Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. G!
That was very nice of the Insty fellow to give such a link, and so quickly!
Does that mean he still reads here on occasion ?
Let’s hope Mrs. Goldstein is recovering nicely. C-sections are buy now, pay later type of deals.
Prayers and blessings all around.
That is Awesome! Take care of that woman, she breeds men!
Well done, Goldsteins, and congreatulations. You must be elated.
So take it to The Man, pronto!
Many blessings and congrats to you both! He’s adorable.
Congratulations to the whole famn damily! Jeff, I hope that while you step away from the blog, the constant diaper changes will remind you fondly of the trolls you’ve left behind.
Congratulations, Jeff. Now, Satchel has got a wrestling partner :)
Congratulations to the entire Goldstein family!
Might I recommend a first book for Tanner?
http://www.amazon.com/We-People-The-Story-Constitution/dp/141695418X/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1335367927&sr=8-1
Oh, and be sure to be at the Much Better Half’s beck and call as she heals up from the Joy of C. My wife had one for our fifth, and the temptation to revert to normal lifting activity is a hard one to overcome.
Yay Baby!
He’s not Tanner, he’s the Tannest of them all!
…the temptation to revert to normal lifting activity is a hard one to overcome.
Isn’t that the truth? I felt fine after I had my c-section or so I thought. I decided to vacuum the rugs and ended up rupturing a couple of my staples, ending in a fun (ha!) afternoon in the ER.
Congratulations to all. Seeing your child emerge safely into this world makes everything else worth it.
Congrats Jeff. I thought you should have named him “Mitt” though … =)
Beautiful. Congratulations to you and your family.
Congratulations and Best Wishes All!!
[…] Hearty congratulations to Jeff on the new arrival. May he and his entire family be healthy, happy, and prosperous in the joyous times to come. Good on ya, Jeff, and your lovely wife and children, too. […]
Welcome to the USA, Tanner.
Congrats to the Goldstein family
Congrats to the Goldstiens. Careful there Jeff, you’re going to make a non working mother out of your wife if you keep this up. ; )
More please! Congratulations.
A belated ‘Congratulations!’ to the Goldstein Family.
God bless Master Tanner.
Jeff,
Congratulations to you and your family!