Mmmm. What I wouldn’t give for a rolled-up hundred dollar bill and couple of hungry Catholic school girls about now…
If instead of a tired old blog heading toward history’s dustbin, protein wisdom were to do something NEW and FRESH and EXCITING, like, say, CAT BLOGGING—only instead of a CAT, protein wisdom were to use a stock photo of PARMESAN CHEESE, #4!
Er…Jeff?
You’re not burning out here, are you buddy?
Burning out? Why NO. I’m simply providing NEW and FRESH material. You know, to avoid the dustbin of history.
There is nothing more fresh than cave-aged parmesan.
That makes me both hungry and coke-crazed all at the same time!
Suddenly I’m wondering whether I should have reacted this way when Laurence did a whole post devoted to how shitty my blog was.
Parmesan cheese, eh? I’ll remember next time.
Behold, the power of cheese…
We don’t know catblogging from shinola, but I know you can’t mess with us. We know senators, I’ll have you know.
I have here a summons and complaint for trademark infringement, trademark dilution, and unfair competitition. I will just leave the service of process here. A responsive pleading will be due in 20 days.
Hardness rating: 4. But the Catholic girls could make it an 8 – I mean in the right circumstances.
I don’t get the Catholic girl reference, but do I want to?
WHo cares what this guy thinks any way???
Seriously? Why? He is some tech guy in Houston. BIg Freaking deal.
I, on the other hand, am the all knowing of quality Queen.
I care what that guy thinks. He shaves my face.
This happened with me and my Moxie comment too!
Geeze! The 2 times in my life I say something that is less than generous, I got that person coming in right behind me!
Laurence, I am sure you are a great guy (who wouldn’t be, cuddled up to a cat like that?), no offense intended, but since you seemed to think Jeff wasn’t as good as he use to be I just assumed you had quit reading his blog.
I’m sure many people do care what you think, but I just don’t think Jeff should be one of them.