9 Replies to “The Martha Stewart Chronicles, day 111”

1. JWebb says:

   January 26, 2005 at 1:33 am

   Martha is so internally combustible. She’s starting to give me a tent-pole…

2. CraigC says:

   January 26, 2005 at 2:00 am

   Martha is EN FUEGO!  Prison seems to have concentrated her attention.

3. Daniel says:

   January 26, 2005 at 2:33 am

   It looks like Martha has been reading John Stossel. Or maybe Bjorn Lonborg.

4. Karl says:

   January 26, 2005 at 3:56 am

   You are smokin’ today. What is it, and where can I get some?

5. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 26, 2005 at 7:59 am

   Combo Red Bull and concentrated doses of The Hugh Hewitt show. 

   Better than crack.

6. Sean M. says:

   January 26, 2005 at 10:27 am

   How do you smoke Red Bull and Hugh Hewitt? 

   On second thought, don’t answer that.

7. McGehee says:

   January 26, 2005 at 1:35 pm

   How do you smoke Red Bull and Hugh Hewitt?

   With a really, really, really big lighter.

   On second thought, don’t answer that.

   Oops. Sorry.

8. Salt Lick says:

   January 26, 2005 at 1:40 pm

   Good for you, Martha.  And right there in West Virginia coal country.  The little bitch is lucky she didn’t get the electric chair.

9. Percy Dovetonsils says:

   January 26, 2005 at 4:03 pm

   Martha, in jail as a total prison bull, is now discoursing on energy policy?  Dude, this is like a porno movie made especially for me. 

   I feel so special.  And tingly.

   ETA:  my anti-spam word was “yes” – in this context, I’m assuming it should be pronounced a la Marv Albert.

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