In the blogosphere equivalent of a mercy hump, Malibu Stacy has belatedly added yours truly to her “Sexy Male Blogger” poll.

I’m there at the yellow table, amid such blogging luminaries as…hell, I don’t know who half of these people are, to be honest with you. Alterman I recognize, though it’s common knowledge he’s about as sexy as goiter or foot rash.

Richard Bennett’s somebody I have to worry about, though. He’s got that brusque, “Becker”-esque appeal. And he’s right on my ass.

So to speak.

Anyway, if it makes a difference, I lift weights. Not to mention, I once made out with Jami Gertz on the set of “Square Pegs.”

Let’s see Oliver Willis top that…