Talk radio ubermensch Dennis Prager makes a whole bunch of hurtful generalizations about my ilk here.

I’m not going to lie to you — what he wrote stung me a bit. But I’ll survive.

Now, off to the propaganda mill, where I’ll indoctrinate yet another batch of empty-headed, slack-jawed teenaged porta-vessels with my peculiar Devil’s brew of moral relativism and Susan Dey-flavored cultural references — all in the service of the Dark Lord, Eminem.

And I’ll do it while wearing a headscarf and sandals… [insert sinister laughter here]…