I’m having a good morning. First, I get to pontificate a bit about baseball (thanks for the prompt, Welch), and now this: Rush has released a new “album,” Vapor Trails!
Rush!
Now, if Valerie Bertinelli shows up at my door in Daisy Duke-cutoffs and a wet t-shirt, asking to use my shower, I can call it a day…

To you, that might seem like some sort of childhood dream fulfilled. To many others, it’s more than enough reason to double-bolt the front door and leave the lights off.