No, not today, I’m afraid. Earlier I dressed him like an organ grinder’s monkey and had him begging for beer money in front of Wal-Mart. He’s still pretty steamed about the little red vest and fez.
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I think you are in denial. I’ve seen him on the other side.
Of course he was steamed, no self-respecting organ grinder’s monkey wears a fez in John Ashcroft’s Amerika.
Steamed armadillo is best with petulant bearnaise.
Are armadillos naturally flat with their eyes on one side of their head like a flounder or is that just on the Will Rogers Turnpike?
When you’re lost in the woods the first thing you do is find an armadillo
‘cause it’s headin’ for the road and there’s a truck coming.
I knew he could dance, I did not, however, have any idea that he could play a fiddle that way.
http://www.natespace.com/illustration/kids/illos7/armadillos.html
Jerry Jeff Walker is singing to me right now….
true that armadillos don’t like the fez, but it’s perfect for maximizing the handouts from Shriners. “Oh look Doris, ain’t he cute? A little dillo shriner. Give him a buck…”
Did the monkey ever get dressed up as an armadillo?
Only for the amateur jousting at the Renaissance Fair.
Interestingly, or not, a ‘fez’ is more correctly known as a tarbouche. Just FYI.