From “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not”:
Finger Transplant — Gaioz Jakeli lost his manhood and the ability to urinate because of cancer. In attempt to replace his manhood, Gaioz had his middle finger removed. The finger was attached to create a channel for conventional urination. Twelve days after the operation, the man was able to urinate normally, from what used to be his middle finger. His sex life has resumed as well.
I think I’ll just let this one dangle…
I obviously have a lot more growing up to do, as upon reading this little tidbit I lapsed into five solid minutes of inane giggling—talk about a whole new way of giving somebody the finger.
I guess the phrase “smell my finger” takes on a whole new meaning now.
Okay, let’s get this out of the way. Make up your own Top Ten topic:
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
“Well, it cuts down on my nailibiting habit.”
“Tie a string around it so I don’t forget.”
“You know what they say about guy. Big hands, big…”
“That condom sure fits like a glove.”
“Care for a little poke?”
“I’ve heard of pricking your finger, but this is ridiculous.”
“17… 18… 19… *zip*… 20.”
“Don’t you know it’s now RUDER to point?”
Oh… wait… that’s only nine. Silly me.
“They didn’t use a toe because no man wants it to be a tenth of a foot long.”
Wonder what happens when he plays “pull my finger”?
But what about Abu Zubaydeh?