“A chef who denied having sex with a nanny goat was trapped after police discovered some of its hairs in his underpants, a court heard yesterday.

“Stephen Hall, 23, was seen by a trainload of people romping half-naked with the animal in a field called Paradise Allotments,” The Sun reports.

Dozens of horrified passengers rang 999 on their mobile phones — jamming police switchboards. And two fuming passers-by carried out a citizen