One-time baseball superprospect Ruben Rivera was released by the Yankees last evening amid allegations he stole teammate Derek Jeter’s bat and glove and sold them, the Daily News reports. Lemme say that one more time:
He stole his teammate’s bat and glove.
Then he sold them.
…Proving once again that the lure of eBay is stronger than any mere mortal can withstand…

At least the Yankees let their Rivera go…