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Hoohooit iz muh MASTUHHH!
Paboomm. Yforgapa boom.
AH’M SITZUN JURNLEST!
First stab at translation:
Thanks for the [interventions?], you all. Unfortunately, I [it?] didn’t quite take them. As you probably noticed.
But you know, um, it’s the thought that counts. Right?
Pretty good, SB.
I got:
Thanks for the interventions, y’all.
Unfortunately, it didn’t quite take, as you probably noticed.
But, you know, it’s the thought that counts, right?
Ah giiiib naaa giiib. Swut m’all bauuut. Hwurz Jub Nesson??
Is it “it’s the thought that counts” or
is it “that’s the way it goes” ?
Good Try Allah, but it’s obvious that Jeff has had more practice at talking while wasted….
Master of None–that was my first translation too, but I think “it’s the thought that counts” fits better.
Some fine Anna Nichole translating going on in this mofo.
Impressive.
Next Stab:
“Thanks for the intervention, y’all. Unfortunately, it didn’t quite take, as you probably noticed. But you know, Santa would have “cause”, right?”
[keyword “find”]
But c’mon, she has great yabahees.
Aaahhhmmmm whaaaa hawaaaayizzz gooba!
I want hay ways goober? Mmmmm. Probly not. What’s she sayin’ McGehee?
Isn’t it obvious? She’s saying “Aaahhhmmmm whaaaa hawaaaayizzz gooba!” Sometimes an incoherent rant is just an incoherent rant. See Maureen Dowd.
You’re darn right she does.
Stretch marks.
Stretch marks on her face from the unrelenting force of the grand tetons resting on her chest. Her bras are no longer decorative, they are structural. ‘Comin’ through, we got work to do.
Stretch marks are preferable to her heavy years, when she had more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Anacol zhtill fatter nIam.
“Anacol zhtill fatter nIam.”
Hey! My grandniece pledged to that sorority!
Fucking U of T Austin, baby!