- Purchased by Nancy Pelosi and converted into a storage closet for designer pant suits
- Mixed with gin, olives, and a splash of dry Vermouth, then polished off in a single gulp by a very thirsty Ted Kennedy
- Awarded to Al Sharpton in lieu of slave reparations
- Traded to Jacques Chirac in exchange for a Coq au Vin Blanc recipe and a wheel of super fresh brie
- Surrendered its sovereignty to the UN (at the suggestion of foreign policy “realist” John Kerry)
- Dipped in nacho cheese and eaten by Michael Moore
- Stuffed into one of Sandy Berger’s dress socks
- Destroyed on a whim by a “quirky” Teresa Heinz Kerry
- Bill Clinton proudly presents, “Hummer Land!”
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More here. And here.
I’m almost afraid to ask this, but:
Aren’t there supposed to be ten? What happened to #10?
#10, sadly, lives in the other America.
make that 8 things, since I’m pretty sure Al never got his forty acres. or his mule. so he definitely did not get that other America.
Y’know, #9 doesn’t really sound all that bad … except I think Bill already lives there.