Newsweek’s Eleanor Clift—who’s been sitting at the hotel bar all afternoon, sucking down sidecars—is insisting I call her “Lola.” I have no idea why. But I’m starting to get a really creepy vibe.
update: Should Eleanor Clift ever offer to show you her Tweety Bird tattoo, decline graciously and excuse yourself at once. Trust me on this.
I don’t EVEN want to hear whether or not you ‘taut you taw a Putty Tat’.
::shudder::
Whatever that means.
She’s not still trotting that old chestnut out, is she ?
There is no Tweety Bird tattoo, LittleA – her Putty Tat ate it. Do not
Thanks for making me relive the horror, Jeff.
I knew she was insane, I didn’t know she was a lush. Her review of F9/11 is a classic of breathless hyperbole.
But have you ever seen the THROAT on the bitch? I’m down with that, although I’m homophobic enough to question her Adam’s Apple. That is too strange.
Nevermind. Eleanor has my front, out of pure malice.
Very sorry
Susan Adams
Ronald Robinson
Karen Rodriguez
Sharon Roberts
Sarah Collins
Kenneth Thompson
Thomas Green
James Garcia
Robert Lee
Maria Rodriguez
Nancy Williams
Kimberly Mitchell
Deborah Martinez
Susan Scott
Michelle Carter
Helen White
Jason Garcia
Helen Hill
Steven Parker
Donna Lee
Betty Jackson
George Edwards
Very sorry