Your attention, please. protein wisdom has not been issued press credentials for the Democratic National Convention. Which is fine by me, because I can report from any place at any time that Ted Kennedy is drunk, drooling, and goosing a horrified cocktail waitress — and I stand an excellent chance of being correct.
Proximity is overrated. And Michael Moore loves peanut butter cups.
Any chance you’ll be coming to the GOP one in NYC?
No invite there, either. I’m a non-player in the political opinion world. But my friends think I’m swell.
Um, not to be picky, Jeff, but I believe the phrase used was a swelled head – not quite the same as a swell guy, I think you’ll agree.
Now I’m two cheap shots ahead of you.
And teddy has a dog named “Splash.”
I keed thee NOT
“I can report from any place at any time that Ted Kennedy is drunk, drooling, and goosing a horrified cocktail waitress”
Shouldn’t that be “drunk, drooling, and drowning” The alliteration’s better. Or does that apply only to secretaries, rather than cocktail waitresses?