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In the chill of night, at the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light, he takes off for the all-night drive-thru at Taco Bell;
Liar-Man, Liar-Man, your friendly neighborhood Liar-Man…
Somehow “Michael Moore” and “dejected” appearing in the same sentence is really, really satisfying.
Kind of like a Snickers, but less fattening.
Yeah, no shit Sherlock, a big summer event movie’s going to pull more of a crowd than a documentary. What’s next, are we gonna compare Michael Moore Hates America to Alien v. Predator?
But lookin at the box office, F 9/11’s doing just fine regardless, pulling in an average of 5 million bucks a day. Already surpassed most expectations. Pulled in its production budget on the first day of release. Covered all marketing costs on day 2. How many other movies can make that claim?
Don’t talk to me, yupman, talk to the lardgoblin. He’s the one walking around dejected. I could give a shit.
Sorry Jeff, I’ll go look for the lardgoblin and see how he’s keeping up the dejected act. I’m guessing I’ll find him on the way to the bank, laughing all the way. A good hearty lardy chuckle, you know the kind.
”Sorry Jeff, I’ll go look for the lardgoblin and see how he’s keeping up the dejected act. I’m guessing I’ll find him on the way to the bank, laughing all the way. A good hearty lardy chuckle, you know the kind.”
…Which would be just as I predicted.
Again, he’s the one described in the linked story as being dejected. Whether it’s an act or not is anyone’s guess. So track him down on his way to the bank and ask him, if it interests you so much.
So : does he taste just like chicken?