…the Titi monkey as its annual “New World Monkey of the Year.”
Congratulations to the winner and to all the nominees, a group that this year included the Spider monkey, the Red Howler monkey, the Squirrel monkey, the Saddle Back Tamarin monkey, the Lion Tamarin monkey, the Owl monkey, the Marmoset, the Saki monkey, and the Ukaris monkey.
The judging was based entirely on which New World monkey sounded most like a slang term for female breasts. As a result, the Squirrel monkey never really stood a chance. Our apologies to the Squirrel monkey.
Frankly, I think the sakis were robbed.
I know how to justify referring to breasts as “squirrels.” But it’s so dirty, I can’t post it with my real name.
“So big they can hide your nuts”? Is that what you had in mind?
Beware the Duksy Titi Monkey’s natural predator: the Gunther’s Dik-Dik.
I come here for the education.
….but I stay for the smut.
Marmosets and tamarins aren’t technically monkeys according to my five-year old. But he likes saying “TEE TEE”, so he approves of the choice.
Do you let people touch your monkey?
Heh. Just be careful ‘round them monkeys. They can be dangerous.
Oooh, if there’d’ve only not been that damnable “r” in Marmoset, we’d’ve had ourselves quite a competition. Rather appropriate to have a tight pair in the running.
If the standard was a name that resembled a nickname for women’s parts, then maybe I need to tell you what we called a ”red howler” when I was a teenager …
You mean, there isn’t a “sweater puppy monkey?”
Dagnabbit. Mother Nature is a bitch.