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I get emails, cont. Morning update

Woke to this, from our friend Ryan, who would like you all to know that he isn’t afeared of any Jew prick blogger.   He writes:

Gosh golly gee, your internet detectives are getting close.  So close!  And yet so far away.  If only you knew how entertaining I find this.

Looking in the Murfreesboro Water Works is a dead end, though.  Joel works in Nashville, not the ‘Boro.  And I’m not Joel.  I don’t draw.  You guys have never gotten close to my DA page, which only has photos on it.

But keep trying!

What he doesn’t realize is, we are.  And I suspect it’s only a matter of time now.  In fact, if he isn’t “Joel,” his pal or former roommate or brother or whatever, well, then he’s going to be responsible for explaining to “Joel” why it is all his info has been suddenly splashed all over the web — tethered to the antisemitic shit he likes to send me, tethered to emailed wishes that my son get bone cancer, tethered to his strange stalking behavior.

I do so love when people underestimate me — or more particularly, the lengths I’ll go to teach someone a lesson who has it coming.

Check back here for updates and details.  I know “Ryan” — who I think is also RD and Sinister, et al. — will be.

Tick tock, tick tock.

21 Replies to “I get emails, cont. Morning update”

  1. bh says:

    Update: This guy’s life obviously still sucks. Happy people with things to do have a 0% chance of becoming pathetic stalkers.

    Developing… [over the entire bleak course of his existence]

  2. JohnInFirestone says:

    Ok, he’s forcing me into it…I don’t care if Ryan Bacon isn’t Yelverton, the picture still makes me laugh.

  3. Jeff G. says:

    The irony? People who know me from back in my high school and before days will tell you I’m about a thousand times the artist this guy is.

    Cruelest cut of all.

  4. BuddyPC says:

    …he isn’t afeared of any Jew prick blogger

    I keep forgetting you’re Jewish….

  5. ThomasD says:

    Bacon is RD? Yeah, I can see that.

  6. sdferr says:

    Sounds like he’s reacting lashing out as his political world crumbles from under his feet. These aren’t good days for the progressives, as they come to find out they’ve been chasing blindly down a dead end. Heaven forfend they should blame themselves.

  7. Mike LaRoche says:

    Ok, he’s forcing me into it…I don’t care if Ryan Bacon isn’t Yelverton, the picture still makes me laugh.

    Serr8d got that “scare Richard Simmons” tagline from an offhand comment I posted from my BlackBerry while I was relaxing on the beach at North Padre Island a couple of years ago. Nice to see it still has legs…

  8. cranky-d says:

    “Ryan Bacon” is a spoiled child, the perfect example of the result of saying everyone’s a winner, loaded with self-esteem that is undeserved.

  9. palaeomerus says:

    Hah. And you guys were trying to make me feel bad in a fascist way for blocking the abusive unserious liberal idiots on Facebook.

  10. cranky-d says:

    The fact that you’re on facebook is punishment enough.

  11. dicentra says:

    The fact that you’re on facebook is punishment enough.

    Cranky wins the thread!

  12. […] also wants you to know how clever he’s been at hiding his real identity.  I know, because he told me so in an email again this morning.  Having taken a break from whacking off to space titty fantasies of his own making, I suppose […]

  13. Stephanie says:

    You get mail.

    I get a happy face. Current TV just terminated its relationship with Olberman.

  14. Jeff G. says:

    Geez, Stephanie, if Olberman falls any farther, we’ll wake one day to find him doing voice talent work for anti-semitic troll Marc Elliott L’Hommedieu’s animated series of space titty cartoons.

  15. Stephanie says:

    Lulz.

    They’re calling it the Friday night douche dump on twitter.

    If you unload a douche in the Friday night doc dump does it cleanse and refresh?

    Apparently not as Elliot Spitzer is listed as his replacment.

  16. SDN says:

    Stephanie, just think of it as affirmative action for man-whores…. which, given that Al Gore is co-owner, may have been the idea, or just gender confusion.

  17. JD says:

    Middle Tenn State seems to be the epicenter of a special shortbus kind of asshattery. Fuck Ryan. And Willie the racist hilljack.

  18. Jeff G. says:

    On Monday, I begin calling department heads and professors and asking just what the fuck is up with that place.

  19. Swen says:

    Keith Olbermann is being replaced by Elliot Spitzer? Oh, how far the mighty have fallen!

    ‘Course when you think about it, it’s not much of a fall from MSNBC to Current to out on the street on your butt. Perhaps the Oprah W. Network will pick him up? That would be the next step down….

  20. Swen says:

    And when I say “how far the mighty have fallen” you know I’m talking about Spitz, not Olbie :D

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