23 Replies to “Referent”

1. palaeomerus says:

   March 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm

   What? There’s no comic sans in that! Or dogs! And it’s not offensive! It’s totally not. It’s really funny and shit. The right people will laugh at it. LOL. And if you don’t laugh at at it then you are insensitive, hate (authentic) women, oppose secular humanism, loathe science, and you you probably want Rick Santorum to steal all the rubbers and control America’s uterus too.

2. palaeomerus says:

   March 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm

   Flat, 6000 year old earth with fake dinosaurs planted by Satan, am I right folks?

3. jdw says:

   March 16, 2012 at 5:40 pm

   I’ve been away, and have missed something. Drat.

   (First thought that came to my mind ? *)

4. B Moe says:

   March 16, 2012 at 5:47 pm

   Go ahead, rub it in how unhip I am.

5. bh says:

   March 16, 2012 at 5:52 pm

   Fun fact: Kristin Chenoweth can actually dance on the head of a pin.

6. bh says:

   March 16, 2012 at 5:58 pm

   Heh, now I’m thinking of this, jdw.

7. Blake says:

   March 16, 2012 at 6:00 pm

   My hipness starts and ends with “Breaking Bad.”

8. charlesaustin says:

   March 16, 2012 at 8:35 pm

   Ok, who is it? Yeah, I gave up on hip a long time ago.

9. bh says:

   March 16, 2012 at 8:42 pm

   Kristin “I’m not a little person, I’m a tiny person!” Chenowith isn’t hip. Nor is ABC programming.

   Hip is 80’s DC punk, clothing worn in a way not originally intended, artwork you find on vans, and probably this.

   The first and last aren’t meant ironically.

10. sdferr says:

    March 16, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    A pin

    or was that bauble?

11. Pablo says:

    March 16, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Chenowith isn’t hip. Nor is ABC programming.

    But she is hawt. And staunch, so I hear. But at the end of the day, who really cares?

12. palaeomerus says:

    March 16, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    I found this tonight, and it really scared the hell out of me. It’s safe for work, but not safe for a human mind to endure for long. I recommend that you double up on the tin foil hat layers just to be safe. And no it’s not gory, violent, obscene, racist, Rick Astley, or anything like that. There is no nudity.

    I think it’s performance art. The title is Soviet Psych Folk.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzgi-Evu7Fk

    Twin wacky Japanese Dole banana commercial Pallet cleansers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMML2urf0ns

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjukujgNyt0&feature=endscreen

13. bh says:

    March 16, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    She’s had a place in that “I want to bang hot, talented dwarfs” part of my brain since some terrible sitcom she was on failed a long time ago, Pablo.

    But, she’s not hip. GCB isn’t hip. (I know you’re not saying either of those things.) But, it does seem that popular culture sometimes thwarts us in that very way. Oh, it’s cool? And I’d be uncool to disagree?

    So, maybe we’re more like 80’s punk bands or black dudes rapping about gerunds. War is just another word for nothing left to be embarrassed about. (Yeah, that’s a Joplin/Breitbart mashup. It feels okay now that I’ve done it.)

14. RI Red says:

    March 16, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    “I want to bang hot, talented dwarfs”
    Me, too. Especially if they have great pipes and react to said banging by bursting into song. Like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein.

15. bh says:

    March 16, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    Good times.

16. jdw says:

    March 16, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    “Sit long. And spin.“

17. bh says:

    March 16, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Way better as a blond, jdw.

    (This is one of the many, many times I’m a bit concerned that my overall point has been overtaken by my thoughts involving tiny, hot Kristin Chenowith. Like, seriously, about once a week I’m trying to make a larger point but then it comes down to whether or not she’s staunch or just a very small and cute person.)

18. motionview says:

    March 17, 2012 at 9:41 am

    I’m out.

19. LBascom says:

    March 17, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Howdy Gene.

20. Blake says:

    March 17, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Gene, pleased to meet you.

    Wait, does this mean the avatar isn’t your real hair?

21. motionview says:

    March 17, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Hello Lee, and nice to meet you too Blake.
    No, that’s my real hair, I just do a very long comb-over of my back.

22. JD says:

    March 17, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    She is not a midget or a dwarf. Because she is way hot.

23. Swen says:

    March 17, 2012 at 6:13 pm

    Hey! As someone who hasn’t missed church in 30 years I really resent this new programming!

    …

    Well, okay, church hasn’t missed me either….

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