9. Snooki
8. Linguistically, by equating the positive and moral act of removing the military industrial war machine from some greedy imperialist invasionary endeavor, with the rather lame and self-serving act of jizzing all over a gal’s stomach because your dickhead boyfriend forgot to put a fucking condom in his wallet.
7. During the 70s, women gathered in the streets and burned bras to protest the social constraints foisted on them by a male-dominated culture. Today, it’s like the fascist Man at the EPA won’t let you burn anything without the proper permitting.
6. Letting stupid twatting cunts like Sarah Palin parade around their retard babies in order to make the rest of us feel guilty.
5. Tim Tebow starting over Kyle Orton? Tell me that wasn’t meant as some conservative cow town’s none-too-subtle attack on a woman’s right to choose.
4. In the salad days of the academic feminist movement, all a stripper had to do to get a lacrosse team arrested and indicted was claim she was raped. Now the System is making a sister actually work to prove that shit.
3. (TIE) Propping up pretend women who suffer from false consciousness as a supposedly legitimate counterweight to feminist orthodoxy. Like, for instance, that rightwing slut Laura Ingraham / Rush Limbaugh using the word “slut” on air to characterize a powerful, independent woman
2. Network television routinely runs ads for erectile dysfunction medication — and yet those same networks seldom ever air ads for big rubberized pleasure cocks with adjustable harnesses.
1. Look at what male-inscribed social constructs over of female desirability have done to Joan Rivers’ fucking face.
No double-enders, but there’s lots of vibrator commercials on nowadays. But I think that’s just more proof of sista’s having to do for themselves.
Don’t forget the wart shot. No dude wants to get warts from your skanky ass. Get the wart shot or get cancer. Your choice. Now that the pill’s free I ain’t wrapping shit.
Wait, what happened to the first one: being born?
wait, there are vibrator commercials on TV? I had the cable shut off, clearly just in time.
This list is incomplete. I do not see the word “chocolate” anywhere in there.
Why did I click on that link? I should have known better.
Thanks, Senator Boxer! I’ve always wanted to be compared to a group who imprison, and cover up, and beat, and maim, and gang rape, and burn, and mutilate, and kill any woman who dares stand up for herself. I deserve such equivalencies, because I’ve committed the heinous crime of not wanting to pay for some stranger’s birth control and/or abortions.
See? Exactly the same thing!
with the rather lame and self-serving act of jizzing all over a gal’s stomach because your dickhead boyfriend forgot to put a fucking condom in his wallet
I think there’s a little confusion in that sentence.
Is the jizz-er the one with the boyfriend, or is he meant to BE the boyfriend?
#2 tells me someone doesn’t watch late night infomercials.
10. Free love isn’t free. So who ends up paying for it? That’s right, hapless law school lesbians, and pretty much everyone she knows, THAT’S who!
The structure of the sentence is “equating x with y”.
I’m so tired of “pretend women”. Which …. who the hell is Snooki?
Some slut on MTV. I understand this doesn’t provide a high degree of specificity.
Oh … that slut. Thanks.
Look at what male-inscribed social constructs over of female desirability have done to Joan Rivers’ fucking face.
On the other hand, I doubt that face will soon see itself covered in the milk of human kindness. If you get my drift.
Yeah, that Babs – she’s got quite a pair on her, huh?
The tiny Ted Miller wonders aloud how you’ve come to hate him so.
Well, that’s because if they did, people would only tune into The View once.
You are so sleeping on the couch tonight.
This is gold, man. Gold.
I cannot wait for the apology!
Lost My Cookies. Your first comment may be a symptom of not enough real men out there to take care of business.
I’m going to lead by example.
“and yet those same networks seldom ever air ads for big rubberized pleasure cocks with adjustable harnesses.”
Dude, The networks are just a little behind small business on this.. A few days ago I received in the mail, as generic junkmail, right there with my Safeway ad and carpet cleaning specials.. a valuable ‘Buy-1-Get-1-Free’ coupon from the local Couples Sex Store… I shit you not… The networks may not have picked up the ads yet but the bargains are out there.
I found when I lived in Pennsylvania that were a great many sex shops in predominately Amish counties. It always seemed a little weird to me.
Now that I live in flyover country, there are sex shops in the hinterlands of Missouri, with discreet parking available behind the stores themselves. The Baptists don’t greet each other at the liquor stores, either.