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"Coburn report: Bon Jovi, Springsteen, Quincy Jones, Ted Turner received federal funds"

Of course they do. Legitimately, too: after all, they’re being paid to advertise for the federal government and its programs, so why shouldn’t they be paid.

I mean, they’re whores, not sluts.

Show some respect.

13 Replies to “"Coburn report: Bon Jovi, Springsteen, Quincy Jones, Ted Turner received federal funds"”

  1. Abe Froman says:

    Weird. Bon Jovi just opened an actual restaurant where people can pay whatever they want for their meal. As taxpayers, I think people owe it to themselves to eat there for nothing.

  2. Blake says:

    From “Living on a Prayer” to “Living on a Tax Payer.”

  3. cranky-d says:

    Bon Jovi will soon discover that if you give stuff away, people will take advantage of it until there is nothing left to give away.

    However, he will not understand the lesson, and will continue on the path of ignorance.

  4. mojo says:

    I have more respect for sluts.

    Except the ones who aren’t sleeping with ME, I mean.

  5. sdferr says:

    With Oil it was Blood. With this bunch, There Will Be Graft.

  6. Jim in KC says:

    I pulled my land from CRP this year. It was easy to make a few bucks each year doing pretty much nothing, but then they get to tell me how much of it I could mow, where, and when… Plus, other use is severely limited as well and subject to rules for which “byzantine” is an inadequate description.

    Now the whole 40 acres is mine. First up, apple trees.

  7. bour3 says:

    Jim, That’s cool. Are you going to have bees too?

  8. Slartibartfast says:

    I have more bees than I need, without having a hive. If you live in the right climate (temps mostly above freezing, with some excursions into the high 20s) you can plant an Aloysia virgata, which smells glorious all summer long (like almonds) and attracts every bee within miles.

  9. happyfeet says:

    apples! I went to the whole foods mothership today and the candied apples looked like America. The way America is supposed to look. Big and tasty and beckoning with just a small stick up its butt.

  10. Abe Froman says:

    I ate a candied apple once and decided I don’t like America so much.

  11. Abe Froman says:

    That granny Smith candied apple looks tasty though. Maybe I don’t dislike America so much as I dislike red apples with sticky candy or caramel on them.

  12. Jim in KC says:

    Bees? Maybe someday. At the moment I’m trying to get the water tanker trailer done so I can water the Honeycrisps I hope to plant soon.

    I suppose rather than putting fenders and lights on that trailer, I could just mount the tank on it and then haul it on my other trailer, but that seems a bit silly.

  13. […] Them Some Money Respect Posted on November 15, 2011 11:30 am by Bill Quick “Coburn report: Bon Jovi, Springsteen, Quincy Jones, Ted Turner received federal funds” I mean, they’re whores, not […]

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