Related: I once shook Oprah’s hand at a book signing and told her that she had really helped me come to know myself and love me. But when I showed up at her gate in Santa Barbara, bitch acted like she didn’t even know me.
Fine. Set your security guards on me. But I’ll tell you one thing: that’s the last time I ever bake you a zucchini bread, Miss Thang!
Compare & the contrast.
When I was seven, I met Johnny Bench. The kid in the handshake line after me puked on him.
Attended his statue unveiling at GABP this year, and did he even look at me? No.
Fucker.
Mort Sahl winked at me once. Did he ever call? I mean, I was in the phone book and everything. Bastard.
did you know that you can’t shake Howie Mandel’s hand cause of he’s intensely mysophobic?
I read it on the internet
Howie Sahl? Mort Mandel? Who are these people (on teh internets)?
Bialek, Bialystok, Sahl, Mandel and Bloom.
I assume it happened. So what. It undercuts her story. Why should she show up and speak to Cain and not confront him about this terrible terrible thing. Sounds like she showed up, chatted stuff, and he shook her hand. Something he must do more than a hundred times a day. Shit, I kick myself in the ass at a party when I do not remember the name of someone I just shook hands with sixty seconds ago.
As for the conservative blogsphere not rising to Cain’s defense. I generally like Ace and Dan. I mostly agree with them, except when I do not. This is one of those times. But it only bothers me because I care. So much.
Is mysophobic a term for someone who jerks off all the time? I would not want to shake his hand if that were the case.
According to the eyewitness report, this woman leaned close to Cain at the Tea Party and carried on a whispered conversation. Has it occurred to anyone that she might have been wired for recording at the time in an attempt to get him to say something compromising?