10 Replies to “"20-Year-Old Woman Claims Justin Bieber Is Father Of Her Baby, Files Paternity Lawsuit"”

1. TaiChiWawa says:

   November 2, 2011 at 2:13 pm

   Jubie be juvie.

2. A fine scotch says:

   November 2, 2011 at 2:44 pm

   Best 30 seconds of her life!

   At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.

   See here, page 7, lines 16-17.

3. Squid says:

   November 2, 2011 at 3:16 pm

   Let’s see if the Beebs can get in front of this situation. Any hint of an incomplete explanation right out of the gate, and I really have no choice but to write him out as a candidate on my Teen Choice Awards ballot.

   You just know somebody from LMFAO is behind this.

4. Lost My Cookies says:

   November 2, 2011 at 4:36 pm

   At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.

   30 seconds? At 16? No way.

   Unless he’s doing that yoga stuff Sting does.

5. Pellegri says:

   November 2, 2011 at 6:59 pm

   Is that statutory in Canada? or is the age of consent lower there? :|a

6. McGehee says:

   November 2, 2011 at 8:32 pm

   It must be the pits to be punished with a baby when you can’t even stay on long enough for a belt buckle.

   Apologies to the memories of Johnny and June Cash and music lovers everywhere:

   She says got knocked up by Bieber
   In just thirty seconds flat
   Now she’s suing poor Justin
   Tell me can you believe that? Oh

   She suing Justin
   She says she did the deed
   With under-age Justin
   Who’s legally too young to breed

7. McGehee says:

   November 2, 2011 at 8:33 pm

   Pellegri, what I read was, it happened in California where the legal age is 18.

8. McGehee says:

   November 2, 2011 at 8:58 pm

   My wife’s entry:

   On top of young Justin
   All covered with hair
   She became a mother
   With seconds to spare

9. Yackums says:

   November 3, 2011 at 10:02 am

   Reached for comment, Master Bieber had this to say:

   Baby?
   BABY!?
   BABY!!!???
   NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   /Too obvious?

10. Pellegri says:

    November 3, 2011 at 12:55 pm

    @McGehee, 7: Whoops. Well, then the legal defense is pretty obvious, yes.

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