site is for sale. Final price 200$
update: No, I’m not for sale. To anyone. And that probably pisses you off more than anything, doesn’t it, Mr Hacker?
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Does it come with ReputationDefender?
You couldn’t hold out for some DVDs or hand strengthing equipment to sweeten that deal?
Is that a final-final price? What if I’d pay $201 just to keep it out of the hands of the dastardly JD? Would you accept payment in liquor and snack foods?
Toss in the armadillo and we might have a deal.
Great, the site has been hacked again.
If you look at other threads, Jeff’s avatar is generic again.
we just get an offer of 180$…just looking 200$. soon we will sold out.
And “new Jeff” doesn’t speak the English all that well…
By the looks of the English being used by Jeff’s impersonator, you will need to accept a check from his brother (the prince) in Zambia, deposit it in your bank account, (just give all account information here) and then Prince Rube Goldstein will place the $3 million back into your account. (Thank you and God bless)
Excuse me, “new Jeff”. Fuck off.
Anyway, Jeff, might want to check the computer you use for PW for spyware. Possibly the site wasn’t hacked, it was your personal computer.
I am real Jeff. Not a fake. we cannot recover site, that is why selling.
FPS Russia, is that you?
No, I am real Jeff. I make good funny writing. i seeing things that others doesn’t. you laugh at when I joke on (enter name of current politician here)
I am real Jeff. Not a fake. we cannot recover site, that is why selling.
Boy, that’s convincing.
Real Jeff’s not here man.
You’re going to have to drop in the occasional 300-word sentence about signifiers if you want anyone to believe you, you know that, right?
Where do I send the money, Jeff?
I’ve already offered to take a bag of cash and meet “Jeff” under an overpass near Newark, Ohio Pablo. Ya snoozyalooz bro.
Wait, there’s no way to make that sound not gross, is there?
Damn. And I was hoping it was some whiny bitch from one of those whiny bitch sites who was responsible.
Who knows? Maybe it is, and hacking sites is just another of those jobs Americans won’t do anymore.
No, I am real Jeff, and will snap fake Jeffs ankles.
Great, Jeff’s been using “Illuminatus” as his password again.
I prefer to use “password” — easier to remember.
It was Jeff mistake, We not effect site any more. Site still in Honest hands.
Wait, so who is “we”?
and we’re back?
What countries put the $ sign after the number.
200$
My password is ********. Take THAT, keystroke loggers!
That’s odd; MY password is 180$.
None that use the $. But this might be local (US) hackerz trying to throw scent. Look perhaps to sewerage workers or even to put-out aceholes.
Does it come with the archives and copyrights ? Caused I’d gladly offer $202.00 just to take over the site, carve it up and sell it under my own REAL name as author of all that great classic Protein Wisdom. I’d be fekkin famous.. The Jihadi series alone would fetch two maybe three hundred bucks as an eCoffeetable book… Billy Jack and Ward Churchill.. another couple hundred. Martha Stewart Diaries.. a c-note right there… Admittedly the Armadillo stuff is kind of a niche fetish collection.. but could be valuable to the right (read: really twisted) buyer… Let me know.. I can paypal you within minutes.
That’s $202.00 cash money, by the way.. Not some EBT card..
Me, I’d auto-replace every instance of “Jeff” with “Emmanuel.”
Might I suggest simply ‘HaShem’ instead ? You know how pissed the Jews got when the Mormons baptized them in absentia.. How nuts do you think a Jew would get if you substituted a Christian deity for his name (even if that deity was a Jew) ? Or were you actually referring to Kant ?
he was referring to Orwell’s 1984. Two minutes of hate &tc.
update: No, I’m not for sale. To anyone. And that probably pisses you off more than anything, doesn’t it, Mr Hacker?
That’s fine, I really just wanted the damn armadillo anyway.
Doh! ::palm to face plant:: Missed the obvious..
How do you know the hacker was a he?