Martha Stewart: “…actually, Vanessa, it’s quite possible to make a comfortable quilt out of nothing but hand-rumpled Baby Ruth wrappers and moistened sod. That being said, if you dare look me in the eye again, I have associates on the outside who will track down the people you care about and gut them each with a fish knife, then use their still-quivering filets to make Sole Meuniére for a weekend brunch buffet in the Hamptons. Is that understood?”
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She’s showing more warmth. Prison must agree with her.
I’d prefer sauteed sweetbreads over the sole.
That is, of course, if it’s not off the menu.
Human sweetbreads could be a little dangerous.
Jeff,
Since we’re talking recipes, homemaking skills, etc…, I just wanted to thank you for the spinach & artichoke dip recipe you posted before your trip to Baltimore.
Made it for the wife and we loved it!)
Thanks again (and welcome back!)
Glad you enjoyed it. Haven’t tasted it myself—but I have gotten lots of cool Hollywood swag from Leif Garrett.
Hilarious. I personally wouldn’t want to mess with Martha.
BTW, as a writer, any thoughts on the Slate piece where various liberal writers embarrass themselves while declaring for Kerry? And don’t miss the Guardian today, where even tea-swilling crumpet-stuffing Limey writers are telling us whom to vote for! Priceless