Clearly, the Iranians have underestimated the power of an unholy alliance between the Zionists and Tim Tebow to help save the world:
AN IRANIAN nuclear facility has been hit by a huge explosion, the second such blast in a month, prompting speculation that Tehran’s military and atomic sites are under attack.
Satellite imagery seen by The Times confirmed that a blast that rocked the city of Isfahan on Monday struck the uranium enrichment facility there, despite denials by Tehran.
The images clearly showed billowing smoke and destruction, negating Iranian claims yesterday that no such explosion had taken place. Israeli intelligence officials told The Times that there was “no doubt” that the blast struck the nuclear facilities at Isfahan and that it was “no accident”.
The explosion at Iran’s third-largest city came as satellite images emerged of the damage caused by one at a military base outside Tehran two weeks ago that killed about 30 members of the Revolutionary Guard, including General Hassan Moghaddam, the head of the Iranian missile defence program.
Iran claimed that the Tehran explosion occurred during testing on a new weapons system designed to strike at Israel. But several Israeli officials have confirmed that the blast was intentional and part of an effort to target Iran’s nuclear weapons program.
On Monday, Isfahan residents reported a blast that shook tower blocks in the city at about 2.40pm and seeing a cloud of smoke rising over the nuclear facility on the edge of the city.
“This caused damage to the facilities in Isfahan, particularly to the elements we believe were involved in storage of raw materials,” said one military intelligence source.
He would not confirm or deny Israel’s involvement in the blast, instead saying that there were “many different parties looking to sabotage, stop or coerce Iran into stopping its nuclear weapons program”.
Looks like Israel is running the read option.
Iran didn’t know how to defense it.
Touchdown, Judeo-Christianists.
Thank you, Tim Tebow!
(h/t Sarah R)
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related: Obama: No ally more important than Israel.
So long as that lying asshole Netanyahu remembers to use the service entrance, that is.
We have our rules for the Jews, you see…
(thanks to JD)
Sometimes, shit just blows up. Semtex akbar.
Well, we can be fairly sure it wasn’t us. If it were, this crowd would be bragging about it in the Post and the Times already.
I kinda wish it was a work accident, but damn I love me some Jooos!
Apparently, Allah agrees.
“0 days without a workplace annihilation.”
heh, Justin Wilson would not approve, I guarontee.
Lovely nuclear facility you got ‘ere. Shame if sumfin were to … ‘appen to it.
it might could just be they parked a chevy volt too close to some explosive stuff
Somebody bought one of those prayer mats LBascom’s friend is selling.
I’ve always thought it interesting that terroristic threats on the personal level in a lot of Western Countries will land the person making the threats in jail. However, when a nation like Iran makes terroristic threats against Israel, it’s “just talk.”
Go team Israel!!
Heh, yeah McGehee, I got that in an email and had to share.
That’s a funny joke, Lee. I sent it around. Thanks!
This is kinda fun. Anybody wanna bet on what Iranian crap gets blown up next?
Maybe if enough Iranian crap gets anonymously blown up the Iranian people will overthrow the theocracy. That would be cool.
Mueller, I can’t wait for the Iranians to start complaining about terrorism. That level of chutzpah is always good for a chuckle.
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