…they just fight each other with canes. Or centerpieces. Or whatever else may be close by.
Rumors abound that the only reason Zombie Ray Nitschke didn’t join in the melee is that he’s been busy training to “eat the shit” out of former Bears halfback Gayle Sayers “sometime real soon.”
Canadians.
Ice Hockey.
…
God bless ’em.
Yes, even the Canadiens.
That’s Hice Hockey, eh.
What’s the Medicare deductible for a sports-related hip replacement and lifetime HoverRound rental?
Joe Kapp was one of my heroes when he played for the Vikings. Ran over and knocked out a Browns LB in a plsyoff game back when QBs played football with the rest of the team.
…back when QBs played football with the rest of the team.
Also back when the Vikings played outside, before they turned into a bunch of sissy girls. Neither the team nor the local purveyors of schnapps ever recovered after they moved into the Bubble.
Chuck Bednarik would have hit the wrestler with the quarterback… and eaten the cane with some cheeze whiz and onions later.
Well, as a newly-reborn Raiders fan I’d just like to say “SHUT UP AND GET IN THE FUCKING BOX, AL!”
Thank you. Carry on.
So mojo, Miami? Watch ’em: those dolphin critters look sweet, docile, intelligent beasts, but can bite like the devil when you least expect it (and, rapists-of-the-sea, so keep ’em away from the nethers).
I ain’t scared o’ no tuna.