Stop. The monkey, in a pathetic ploy to impress a local TV weather girl, downed eleven flaming Ouzo shots last evening—which left him with a nasty hangover and smelling like a hot licorice fart trapped in shag carpeting.
You’ll forgive him his modesty today, I trust.
Ouzo is like two gas trucks, one loaded with Everclear, the other with aniseseed, colliding in your mouth and catching fire. My sympathies.
i most certainly will not! i demand perfection from my monkeys and will not tolerate th-
*falls off log*
Talking back to 80s music:
Shock? You think this is the result of an electric shock? Yeah right, and if you stick your finger in a light socket you’ll shit a gallon of pale yellow licorice-and-ass water and spit half-digested onion rings down your chest. Jeebus, I’m against animal cruelty as much as you are, but that’s just a goddamned cheap shot.
*”shock the monkey,” Peter Gabriel
Well tell that Monkey to rest up, cause there’s a Rocky MOuntain Bogger Bash planned for November 6th and the Falling Rock Tap House, and Monkey’s are allowed!!!!
My typing’s atrocious. Can you tell I’m excited?
Do they serve Guinness? Because if they serve Guinness, the monkey will even get a haircut.
Was it Cathy Sabine? She’s hot.
”…a hot licorice fart trapped in shag carpeting”
Goddamn.
Wow.
That’s very descriptive.
What the heck happened to my italics?
No idea. None.
Oh. I think you have to use the italics toolbar, otherwise the program reads the carrots as greater than and less than signs.
I’ve never had the toolbar in Safari. Except I can see the emoticons button. I (less than sign/i/greater than sign) hate (less than sign///i/greater than sign) emoticons… but I can insert tags manually .
What’s up with that? Is there really a tag toolbar for the rest of you?
I have a tag toolbar, a streaming video of Ann Coulter stripping, and a virtual tap sticking out of my monitor that dispenses my favorite beer.
Doesn’t everybody?
You’re set, McGehee. No reason to ever leave the house again. ‘Cept for munchies, of course.