Teresa Heinz Kerry offers John Kerry some last-minute debate advice
THK: “Whenever possible, use the word ‘smite.’ ‘Smite’ is so wonderfully biblical. And people who live near corn fields love Jesus. Give them what they want, I say. The pathetic, filthy rubes.”
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“Or maybe ‘shove it,’” Teresa continued. “Americans love strong women, Johnboy. So go out there and show them just how strong a woman you can be… scumbag. Now send in the guy with the bunnies. My toe nails need polishing.”
Well, you can smite ‘em all day, but, as Uncle Chick used to say, “That won’t button the trap door on your longjohns.”
Smite with bunnies. It would appear impractical but the American layfolk won’t notice. You now have your talking points, John. Go get him.
Teresa saw Children of the Corn? I didn’t know they dubbed that into French.
“Or maybe ‘shove it,’” Teresa continued. “Americans love strong women, Johnboy. So go out there and show them just how strong a woman you can be… scumbag. Now send in the guy with the bunnies. My toe nails need polishing.”
THK: “And that whole reap/sow deal? Pure bullshit.”
Well, if the American electorate loses its collective mind, at least I can look forward to 4 more years of THK posting at protien wisdom.