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Teresa Heinz Kerry offers John Kerry some last-minute debate advice

THK: “Whenever possible, use the word ‘smite.’ ‘Smite’ is so wonderfully biblical. And people who live near corn fields love Jesus.  Give them what they want, I say.  The pathetic, filthy rubes.”

6 Replies to “Teresa Heinz Kerry offers John Kerry some last-minute debate advice”

  1. Dan Rather says:

    Well, you can smite ‘em all day, but, as Uncle Chick used to say, “That won’t button the trap door on your longjohns.”

  2. John Edwards says:

    Smite with bunnies.  It would appear impractical but the American layfolk won’t notice.  You now have your talking points, John.  Go get him.

  3. Brett says:

    Teresa saw Children of the Corn? I didn’t know they dubbed that into French.

  4. Jim Valvis says:

    “Or maybe ‘shove it,’” Teresa continued.  “Americans love strong women, Johnboy.  So go out there and show them just how strong a woman you can be… scumbag.  Now send in the guy with the bunnies.  My toe nails need polishing.”

  5. Scott P says:

    THK: “And that whole reap/sow deal?  Pure bullshit.”

  6. Seth says:

    Well, if the American electorate loses its collective mind, at least I can look forward to 4 more years of THK posting at protien wisdom.

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