9 Replies to “"John Edwards loses bid to have charges dismissed"”

1. sdferr says:

   October 27, 2011 at 11:07 am

   Pinhead John himself may be in the dock, but that doesn’t preclude a shiny new Edwardsian Two American Congresses lie from taking the stage.

2. Joe says:

   October 27, 2011 at 11:07 am

   It is just so unfair that you can’t take $1,000,000 in campaign contributions to hide from your wife, donors, and the public an unexpected child with one of your staffers.

   Why didn’t Reilly just go to Planned Parenthood and make it easy for him?

3. Matt says:

   October 27, 2011 at 12:04 pm

   Would you abort a baby with the potential to have such great hair??

4. John Bradley says:

   October 27, 2011 at 12:10 pm

   Those Evil Republicans refused to give her a ‘free’ government-funded abortion… so really, what else could she do? She was forced to carry that baby to term!

5. Squid says:

   October 27, 2011 at 12:34 pm

   From sdferr’s link: “Over 240 days and this Republican Congress has not put forth one jobs plan,” Belcher told CNN anchor Anderson Cooper last month.

   Every time one of these pinheads uses the phrase “Republican Congress,” the GOP should be whacking them over the head with it. I can see the campaign ads already:

   “The Democrats would like you to think that Congress is controlled by the Republicans. This couldn’t be further from the truth. If the Republicans controlled Congress, the Senate would long ago have put a balanced budget on the President’s desk; instead, the Democrat-controlled Senate hasn’t passed a budget in three years! If the Republicans controlled Congress, they’d have stopped the EPA from strangling our economy and endangering our energy security with their arbitrary, crippling regulations. They’d have reined in the freedom-destroying mandates of ObamaCare. They’d have stopped the bailouts of states and big cities that can’t get their own spending under control. They’d have stopped rewarding failure in our schools. Instead, our programs aren’t even brought to the floor of the Democrat-controlled Senate, which won’t even raise a protest against the President’s illegal attempts to make law on his own terms.

   “When a Democrat complains about a Republican Congress, I hope you’ll tell him ‘We don’t have one of those, but I’m willing to give it a shot.’

   “Thank you. And don’t forget to vote.”

6. sdferr says:

   October 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm

   Awe inspiring confidence builder!

   The Obama admin. told Rep. Darrell Issa that Kevin O’Reilly — Gunwalker’s possible connection to Obama — was “in Iraq and unavailable.” He’s there, but available. After we called him, his phone number was deactivated.

7. DarthLevin says:

   October 27, 2011 at 1:19 pm

   What’s the deal with that, sdferr? Did they think sending him to the Antarctica Station was a bit too obvious?

8. sdferr says:

   October 27, 2011 at 2:24 pm

   They’re like the five year old who’s just helped himself to a handful of freshly frosted three-layer cake, confronted by his mother while his hand is still engulfed in chocolated sugar paste, saying “I don’t know what happened to the cake mom, someone else got it, it wasn’t me!”

9. McGehee says:

   October 27, 2011 at 2:39 pm

   “A bird pecked it,” said the boy even as he reached for another handful of cake.

   — from an actual winning entry on “America’s Funniest Home Videos”

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