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"Occupy Barack: Obama Has Raised More from Wall Street than All the GOP Contenders, Combined"

Sure. But he’s going to use that money to get himself re-elected, and once that’s done, he’ll redistribute all the wealth, so that your mortgage and gas bills will be paid and everyone will get an iPad and free broadband internet and a pet Ocelot.

So it’s different, you see.

Nuance.

12 Replies to “"Occupy Barack: Obama Has Raised More from Wall Street than All the GOP Contenders, Combined"”

  1. bh says:

    The problem with Marxists bearing gifts is that you have to wipe the blood off of some of them and that sorta ruins the mood.

  2. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    I want a serval, instead.

  3. bh says:

    Heh. Stupid Obama and his stupid ocelots.

  4. Squid says:

    I don’t want an ocelot. I already have a lemur.

  5. McGehee says:

    My honey badger don’t give a shit about no ocelots.

  6. Matt says:

    So why aren’t they outside the White House? I assume its because they recognize a fellow marxist parasite in obama.

  7. dicentra says:

    An ocelot!

    OK, that tears it.

    “I hereby declare…”

    [I hereby declare…]

    “that I am now…”

    [that I am now…]

    “a full-throated Obama supporter.”

    [a full-throated Obama supporter.]

    I want a serval, instead.

    For a cool grand you can getcherself a Savannah. I hear they’re like cats for dog people. Close enough for jazz?

  8. John Bradley says:

    I want a serval, instead.

    No need to get greedy. You’ll just get one like everybody else, and enjoy it.

  9. McGehee says:

    I asked a civil servant for a serval, and he gave me a civet.

  10. Ouroboros says:

    Wow, McGhee.. The money you must save on Kopi Luwak.

  11. happyfeet says:

    orbodorbodos! you are back it has been many moons

  12. McGehee says:

    Nah, Ourob — that stuff tastes like shit.

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