Jeff, when I linked you it came up as “celluloid wisdom”. but when I click on it it goes to http://www.cellluloid-wisdom.com and the page says “celluloid wisdom coming soon”
Addison—some graphics programs have a “noise” feature that can create that kind of effect. But after several hours of investigation, I can report with confidence that no currently existing graphics program can create this exact kind of noise. If it isn’t a video camera capture, then the image forger must have randomly lightened or darkened each pixel individually, which fails the Occam’s Razor test.
erp: “The CBS Writer’s Guide” is like something I’ve been working on with my lackeys–excuse me, “associates”–for the past few days: “The Elements of NewsMag Style: CBS Edition.” But everyone has agreed it wouldn’t be a satire or a forgery, since it’s obvious the original doesn’t exist (unless it’s locked away at Columbia’s School of Journalism’s Vault of the Roaring Cock-Up.”
Yet another controversy. Not because of the Cheney picture, but because a “product shelf” expert I know of tells me those aren’t shelves from a Kinkos. The shelves in question (in the survellience snapshot) are actually taken from within a Hollywood Video store not a Kinkos.
It now appears Protien Wisdom has some sort of agenda. I’m calling for a full-scale investigation.
It’s too bad those Niger yellowcake forgeries didn’t use a proportional font. Maybe then, it wouldn’t have taken several months and a disasterous war to figure out that the guy who signed them wasn’t even in office at the time. I suggest Dan Rather leak the name of an undercover operative to take spotlight off of 60 Minutes II.
Alan: you make a good point. If only Rather had tapped France to produce the forgeries instead of a has-been political hack from Texas. The Frogs seem to be interested in developing a talent in this area – would’ve been good practice for them.
Dick Cheney!
Hannibal Lecter discovers Grecian Formula 6?
Why didn’t Dick just keep his head down, is what I wanna know…
Call me crazy, but isn’t that time stamp in TIMES NEW ROMAN!! Probably a default setting, no less!
JEFF! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? CBS is gonna get a hold of this and run with it!!!!!
Marshall Applewhite!
Jeff, when I linked you it came up as “celluloid wisdom”. but when I click on it it goes to http://www.cellluloid-wisdom.com and the page says “celluloid wisdom coming soon”
Is that your site?
You think that’s Dick?
You don’t know Dick!
Awesome, totally awesome.
Dude, something wrong w/ TBs or what?
Ever since I upgraded to the newest version of Expression Engine, trackbacks TO the site have been very unreliable.
I’ll have to look into it.
How did you add the roughness to the image?
The video camera did that.
Addison—some graphics programs have a “noise” feature that can create that kind of effect. But after several hours of investigation, I can report with confidence that no currently existing graphics program can create this exact kind of noise. If it isn’t a video camera capture, then the image forger must have randomly lightened or darkened each pixel individually, which fails the Occam’s Razor test.
(Note: only one of the above sentences is true.)
Guy T – I take it you mean that although it may not be accurate, it is true? Or is it the other way around. i.e., it’s true, but not accurate.
Yes. I think that’s the one in the CBS Writer’s Guide Handbook.
Damn you, now I have to find a new undisclosed location.
erp: “The CBS Writer’s Guide” is like something I’ve been working on with my lackeys–excuse me, “associates”–for the past few days: “The Elements of NewsMag Style: CBS Edition.” But everyone has agreed it wouldn’t be a satire or a forgery, since it’s obvious the original doesn’t exist (unless it’s locked away at Columbia’s School of Journalism’s Vault of the Roaring Cock-Up.”
I been wonderin’ where my joggin’ suit got to.
Yet another controversy. Not because of the Cheney picture, but because a “product shelf” expert I know of tells me those aren’t shelves from a Kinkos. The shelves in question (in the survellience snapshot) are actually taken from within a Hollywood Video store not a Kinkos.
It now appears Protien Wisdom has some sort of agenda. I’m calling for a full-scale investigation.
Dan —
Not so. Look at this blow-up:
https://www.proteinwisdom.com/images/cheneykinkos2.jpg
Hey, Evil Bert has been edited out of that photo!
I demand to see the original, unretouched photo which clearly shows “Evil Bert” has once again spread his evilness.
(Please? I want my Evil Bert!)
Jeff, what your blowup appears to show is a pile of internal organs of some type. (intestine?) At least that’s what I make them out to be.
So I’m still going with this being a picture of Hannibal the Cannibal. The human remains behind him just clinches it.
But why isn’t he wearing a “I Love Haliburton” shirt?
I think he was going for the understated, incognito look, Charles.
Well if that’s ole Dicky boy I want to know his diet secrets. That guy in the photo can’t weigh 120 pounds.
Don
It’s too bad those Niger yellowcake forgeries didn’t use a proportional font. Maybe then, it wouldn’t have taken several months and a disasterous war to figure out that the guy who signed them wasn’t even in office at the time. I suggest Dan Rather leak the name of an undercover operative to take spotlight off of 60 Minutes II.
Alan: you make a good point. If only Rather had tapped France to produce the forgeries instead of a has-been political hack from Texas. The Frogs seem to be interested in developing a talent in this area – would’ve been good practice for them.
A bit too grainy to tell for sure, but he looks like Ted Baxter.
Whoa whoa whoa.
I know I’ve seen that dude before