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Surveillance video captures potential suspect in RatherGate scandal

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August 6 surveillance video from Kinko’s in Abilene TX

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Uh oh.  If that’s who I think it is, the Drum crowd is gonna have a field day with this. 

Developing…

28 Replies to “Surveillance video captures potential suspect in RatherGate scandal”

  1. Bill in CO says:

    Hannibal Lecter discovers Grecian Formula 6?

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Why didn’t Dick just keep his head down, is what I wanna know…

  3. Hoodlumman says:

    Call me crazy, but isn’t that time stamp in TIMES NEW ROMAN!!  Probably a default setting, no less!

  4. JEFF! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING??? CBS is gonna get a hold of this and run with it!!!!!

  5. Brian J. says:

    Marshall Applewhite!

  6. Jeff, when I linked you it came up as “celluloid wisdom”. but when I click on it it goes to http://www.cellluloid-wisdom.com and the page says “celluloid wisdom coming soon”

    Is that your site?

  7. Kina says:

    You think that’s Dick?

    You don’t know Dick!

  8. Awesome, totally awesome.

    Dude, something wrong w/ TBs or what?

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Ever since I upgraded to the newest version of Expression Engine, trackbacks TO the site have been very unreliable.

    I’ll have to look into it.

  10. addison says:

    How did you add the roughness to the image?

  11. Jeff Goldstein says:

    The video camera did that. wink

  12. Guy T. says:

    Addison—some graphics programs have a “noise” feature that can create that kind of effect. But after several hours of investigation, I can report with confidence that no currently existing graphics program can create this exact kind of noise. If it isn’t a video camera capture, then the image forger must have randomly lightened or darkened each pixel individually, which fails the Occam’s Razor test.

    (Note: only one of the above sentences is true.)

  13. erp says:

    Guy T – I take it you mean that although it may not be accurate, it is true?  Or is it the other way around. i.e., it’s true, but not accurate. 

    Yes. I think that’s the one in the CBS Writer’s Guide Handbook.

  14. Dick C. says:

    Damn you, now I have to find a new undisclosed location.

  15. erp: “The CBS Writer’s Guide” is like something I’ve been working on with my lackeys–excuse me, “associates”–for the past few days: “The Elements of NewsMag Style: CBS Edition.” But everyone has agreed it wouldn’t be a satire or a forgery, since it’s obvious the original doesn’t exist (unless it’s locked away at Columbia’s School of Journalism’s Vault of the Roaring Cock-Up.”

  16. Dubya says:

    I been wonderin’ where my joggin’ suit got to.

  17. Dan Sherman says:

    Yet another controversy. Not because of the Cheney picture, but because a “product shelf” expert I know of tells me those aren’t shelves from a Kinkos. The shelves in question (in the survellience snapshot) are actually taken from within a Hollywood Video store not a Kinkos.

    It now appears Protien Wisdom has some sort of agenda. I’m calling for a full-scale investigation.

    grin

  18. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Dan —

    Not so. Look at this blow-up:

    https://www.proteinwisdom.com/images/cheneykinkos2.jpg

  19. Evil Bert says:

    Hey, Evil Bert has been edited out of that photo!

    I demand to see the original, unretouched photo which clearly shows “Evil Bert” has once again spread his evilness.

    (Please?  I want my Evil Bert!)

  20. Bill in CO says:

    Jeff, what your blowup appears to show is a pile of internal organs of some type.  (intestine?) At least that’s what I make them out to be.

    So I’m still going with this being a picture of Hannibal the Cannibal.  The human remains behind him just clinches it.

  21. But why isn’t he wearing a “I Love Haliburton” shirt?

  22. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I think he was going for the understated, incognito look, Charles.

  23. Don Warren says:

    Well if that’s ole Dicky boy I want to know his diet secrets. That guy in the photo can’t weigh 120 pounds.

    Don

  24. Alan says:

    It’s too bad those Niger yellowcake forgeries didn’t use a proportional font.  Maybe then, it wouldn’t have taken several months and a disasterous war to figure out that the guy who signed them wasn’t even in office at the time.  I suggest Dan Rather leak the name of an undercover operative to take spotlight off of 60 Minutes II.

  25. Bill in CO says:

    Alan: you make a good point.  If only Rather had tapped France to produce the forgeries instead of a has-been political hack from Texas.  The Frogs seem to be interested in developing a talent in this area – would’ve been good practice for them.

  26. A bit too grainy to tell for sure, but he looks like Ted Baxter.

  27. Ken Summers says:

    Whoa whoa whoa.

    I know I’ve seen that dude before

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