Pass my bill. Because all our problems are the fault of Bush, the Arab Spring, the European economy, the Japanese Tsunami, House Republicans, Senate Republicans, Wall Street, Big Oil, Big Coal, Big Light Bulbs, China, and Hank Williams — and the only solution is my new spending bill. Which is already paid for (that 5% surcharge on millionaires? Rainy day fund!). And more government investment in green energy.
I will not rest until Congress agrees to create jobs by spending more money it doesn’t have, after first agreeing to take more money from private sector job producers so that government can re-direct that money to teachers’ unions and invest it in companies like Solyndra, which, though it failed, was still a “moral” pursuit.
The only investment that is moral is government investment. If the government doesn’t pick winners, who will?
Oh, and by the way: Eric Holder is aces, we knew nothing about Fast and Furious, and all those disaffected citizens occupying Wall Street? I feel their pain. I mean, the fucking Jews, am I right?
FIGHT THE POWERS, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS (though not me. I’m just some dude trying to help you. Get angry at everyone else, please)!
I thought he sounded pouty on the radio on the way to work
like someone wouldn’t let him have a fruit roll-up
Obama is making friends and infuencing people everywhere.
Jeff, since my local news radio show refuses to cover Obama pressers anymore, your synopsis is just invaluable.
Plus, I don’t feel the need to break shit.
Bank reform?
Barry’s new man impresses in all the usual hyper-active ways Dem brains always impress: He’s a career Democrat politician — who won Jeopardy! — and he loves Big Public Interests. And he managed to hang massively corrupt AIG with a pocket change-sized settlement. And he’s been an Obama campaigner.
So, all in the family; all in the pocket.
Assuming the nasty Republicans relent, surely the banksters will finally be well heeled. Especially the ones at the very top.
Listen to Paul Ryan as an antidote to the stupidity. He’s at least willing to begin to define and address the issues directly, both on the political-philosophical level as well as down into the detail of policy solution.
When exactly did I fall asleep only to wake up in Atlas Shrugged? Seriously, it’s like their actual words are direct quotes from the book, only they seem to have mixed up who the good and bad guys are.
It’s surreal to say the least.
Exactly. But you kind of expect it from people who read 1984 as if it’s a handbook, something akin to “Totalitarianism for Dummies.”
Everything he says sounds the same. He’s like the adults in the Charlie Brown cartoons.
Instead of “Rule of Law” we get the “Ruler of Lie And Whine.