protein wisdom’s Monday breakfast: 1 egg, fried (in Smart Balance™ cholesterol-free spread). 1 slice ham, fried (ditto). 1 cup coffee w/ vanilla caramel creamer. 1 Carb Assist vitamin tablet.
Dan Rather’s Monday breakfast: Decaf coffee, black. Crow.
Michael Moore’s Monday Breakfast:(because you know, why not?)
The Left side of the IHOP menu, followed by a trough of baked beans with an entire carmalized cow for a garnish. Two Dairy Queen Frosties, and a DIET coke.
Make that “A Texas-sized serving of crow. We grow ‘em big out here in God’s country”.
I’d think at this point that he’d be drinking crow martinis.
Does this mean you’re off Atkins and Rather is on it?
I’d also like to recommend a slice of humble pie for the anchorman from Texas, you know, to go with that order of crow.
And for God’s sake don’t give him any more Kool-Aid®!
Not near enough crow or humble pie or his hat or own shit to satisfy me, Jeff. Not even close to enough.
Its Mea Culpa without the Mea.
The prick.