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Finally. Her life has some meaning.
Scumbags.
Dick Cheney, deep inside an undisclosed location far from the public eye, decides to help himself to a piece of Wrigley’s gum.
“Aw *#@%! I *#@&#xin;g hate it when the *#@&#xin;g foil sticks to the *#@&#xin;g gum! *#@% this mother*#@&#xin;g piece of %@#*!”
I’d like to start a dialogue about whether this whole Teresa Heinz Kerry series is even slightly funny. It’s important to get people talking about this subject. I think that it’s a diversion from funnier series items like the deadbeat neighbor stuff.
This is not a democracy. You have no say.
Could you imagine using Teresa Heinz Kerry’s personality in lieu of the angry Scottish guy in the Extra chewing gum commercial?
Actually, if Teh-ray-zuh were a gum wrapper, she’d be doing the Kerry campaign a huge favor because she’d be mute.
Sure she’d crinkle a bit as she was wadded up and tossed in the trash, maybe even scream with outrage if a moist wad of used gum was inserted first, but who listens to packaging these days anyway?
If this isn’t a democracy, does that mean that Jeff’s control of the site is illegitimate? If so, I think we might be able to start making the case for regime-change.
That’s some sassy foil you got there hoss.
If she were a gum wrapper, she would be the perfect receptacle for a post-election, chewed-up and spit-out Mr. Kerry.
Shouldn’t she instead be the inner foil wrapper to a piece of Big Red?
Ee-diots!
Really, John, was it worth the money to marry the insane african-american-portugese, former-Republican wife, ketchup heiress?
I can’t believe that Ms HK’s contagious charisma and ability to appeal to citizens of every socioethnoeconodemographic stratum has failed to buoy the Kerry Kampaign. Or something.
kbiel, in whom else would he have found so much money, thirst for political power (without the Hilary downside of competition), lack of libido, and money? Terayza, hands down.
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