17 Replies to “@attackwatch”

1. Carin says:

   September 14, 2011 at 9:35 am

   I like if you go to the site, there is a section refuting the attacks. One was that Obama isn’t a friend to Israel. They’re arguments consist, basically, of them repeating over and over about how he just loves the jews cause he says so, and here’s some other people saying how much he loves them.

   Not one thing to substantiate his talky talk.

2. DarthLevin says:

   September 14, 2011 at 9:36 am

   I have several fragments of witty rejoinders stuck in my head, but between my first session with a personal trainer and a newly-installed system failing some user tests I can’t get them together. So make of these what you can:

   jingoistic and fascistic term “hobo”
   Rebar? that’s good. Obama presser? over the line.
   Was the Oreo named “Boy?”
   ZOMFG DEATH THREAT!!!11!!!

3. bh says:

   September 14, 2011 at 9:38 am

   Spare the rebar, spoil the hobo.

4. motionview says:

   September 14, 2011 at 9:41 am

   I was also enjoying the @attackwatch mocking last night. My two best: @attackwatch I denounce myself again for only denouncing 10 citizens today. In Stakhanov’s memory, 50 tomorrow Dear Leader. #attackwatch and @attackwatch I denounce Bill Ayers for claiming to have written “Dreams from my Father” http://t.co/M0nRt87 #attackwatch

5. Squid says:

   September 14, 2011 at 9:46 am

   There’s some doozies in the Twitter feed, including somebody calling Obama “The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers,” which I hadn’t heard before and am totally stealing.

6. A fine scotch says:

   September 14, 2011 at 10:15 am

   I just reported myself for having eaten watermelon (both for the subliminal threat I made to the Won’s base [green on the outside, red on the inside] and for the RAAAACIST! history associated with the delicious fruit). Crap, now I’m going to have to report myself again because I just made myself hungry.

7. Dave in SoCal says:

   September 14, 2011 at 10:48 am

   Here’s a great commercial for AttackWatch!

8. dicentra says:

   September 14, 2011 at 10:48 am

   The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

   Oh, that IS good. Should go viral, like that Joker poster.

9. dicentra says:

   September 14, 2011 at 10:52 am

   I just checked the #attachwatch hashtag on Twitter and almost everyone participating is already on my Follow list.

   Surreal.

10. Dave in SoCal says:

    September 14, 2011 at 10:55 am

    From the commercial:

    “We can only win in 2012 if you commit to put your ear to your neighbor’s keyhole”

11. cranky-d says:

    September 14, 2011 at 11:59 am

    This attackwatch thing is even more proof that Obama is a thin-skinned, whiny pussy. Not that we needed it, but I hope those whose minds are open to real change find it illuminating.

    The hard left thinks this is just great, I’m sure. They’re all about controlling the message. The solution to bad speech, from their perspective, is to silence that speech. We, on the other hand, know that the solution is more speech. That’s such a huge difference that the chasm cannot be bridged.

12. mojo says:

    September 14, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    I had a dream last night. Weird one.

    I was rowing a big boat with a lot of other guys, most of whom looked suspiciously like Charlton Heston, when a man with some kind of huge bird’s head sat down next to me, showed me an ear of corn and intoned “Osirus is a black god!”…

    I wonder if that’s racist.

13. dicentra says:

    September 14, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Right on cue, someone’s created an @AttackWatchCom account on Twitter.

    Location: Everywhere. EVERWHERE.
    Blurb: Get the facts. Fight the smears. Choke the chicken. Pity the fool. Eviscerate the proletariate. Immanentize the eschaton. Walk the dinosaur.

14. dicentra says:

    September 14, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    Sample Tweets:

    We don’t like the word “informing”…we prefer to call it “applying for an ObamaCare waiver.”

    When suggesting a Twitter user for us to follow, please remember to include a description of their vehicle and/or clothing.

    You…yeah, you. We saw that. Knock it off, or we’re turning the car around, and there’ll be no Disney World for ANYBODY.

    FACT: The Obama Administration was NOT paid for their endorsement of Solyndra! The check bounced.

    Mercy!

15. Dave in SoCal says:

    September 14, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    Face it, liberals. There are some wickedly funny people over on the starboard side of the intertubes. Not so much on the port side.

16. geoffb says:

    September 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    I must report a hijacking but there is no menu selection for it.

    Ah well, I’ll report it here.

    President Obama repeatedly asked members of Congress to pass the American Jobs Act last week. But when no Democrat filed Obama’s bill after he presented it to Congress, a conservative congressman swiped the name for his own legislation.

    The American Jobs Act introduced in the House of Representatives looks quite different from the version President Obama outlined in his speech to Congress. Instead of hiking taxes on working Americans to pay for another stimulus, Rep. Louie Gohmert’s (R-TX) legislation offers a tax cut.

17. cranky-d says:

    September 14, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    I have noticed a lot of comedians argue that conservatives aren’t funny, because otherwise there would be more conservative comics. The fact that to be a comic you basically have to be willing to not have a normal career, and perhaps have to live off the bounty of others for a while, apparently never enters their equation.

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