In theory, the differences between a feral cat and a beet are quite significant. But then, “theory” never tried to make beet salad with heavy whipping cream and barbecue-flavored Pringles bits.
Somewhere in the waters just outside Cambodia, a dolphin in a pea coat grins at my misfortune.
If only you had Kerry’s special hat to get you out of that predicament – and his kite surfing skills. A man’s man I say.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
– Speaking of Cambodia – John(pocketa pocketa pocketa)Kerry and Tahhhhh-ray-zzah are going to be spending Christmas vacation there this year…The ARVin are planning a swiftboats on parade musical and villager’s rape and beheading for his birthday….Ho Chi han (Min’s grandson) is supposed to top off the evening by presenting the fun loving couple with a fourth purple heart….except in this case it will be the real deal and still warm and beating…..See what life offers when you become famous Glenn… bon appitite’
The dolphin in the pea coat and the monkey in the market…
If not for the apes eagerly knitting in the sewers of my eyelids, I would not be waiting so long underneathe your window sill. Was it the the way I stared at you as the walls rippled and our voices mingled with the crickets bellowing into a deafining roar and horses and goats encroached upon us, bleeting in out faces. No! I entreat you to delay me no longer; look beyond your door and down the hall, the light is on behind the door at the end, I am there, quietly eating salad.