— at least, he hasn’t responded to my request that he get right on that.
Which, why even bother inventing a time machine, then, am I right?
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He could deposit $1 into a savings account, send Obama forward in time 1,000 years to withdraw the accrued fortune, return him here, and save the U.S. economy singlehandedly!!!.
I might leave the “return him here” part from the action plan, but I’m a bitter clinger.
I guess this explains why we’ve all been transported back to 1978.
Maybe he’s planning to save Stanley from that drunken Kenyan fellow.
I have a time machine, but it only goes at one second per second.
(apologies to Steven Wright)
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If I told 1988 Dana Plato she had a beautiful body, do you think she’d hold it agains me?
“against” me…
Got smack, afs? If so, yes.
The device achieves travel through time, according to its inventor, by utilizing strong magnetic fields that resonate about the capsule and affect the natural flow of time and causality by literally increasing or slowing the flow of time.
During experiments, Chernobrov has shown that very precise chronometers, synchronized before the field is energized, experience a significant divergence in time after one has been placed inside the time machine while the other is kept far from the energized field as a control.
Maybe he shoudl use plastic watches?
Any idea on how much vodka was consumed during said experiments? Vodka binges have been known to fast forward time.
TheGeezer has solved it already. Good show, sir.
From his looks, it appears Chernobrov is traveling back to 1863 as Honest Abe.
Methinks one could find a better use of time-travel than banging Mary Todd.
I traveled back in time once, but unfortunately when I got there it was too late.
Some people will believe anything.
There was a young lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night
From his looks, it appears Chernobrov is traveling back to 1863 as Honest Abe.
I thought he was going for the Rasputin thing, going back to get himself some fine Czarist tail.
Which, come to think of it, maybe he did!
i have a time machine in my house
i call it a ‘mattress’
i lay down on it and close my eyes and am magically transported into the future
Rasputin(‘s) thing
is such a wonder to behold that it is kept in a jar. A very very large jar. Google it!
Did MTV kill the Tubes? I saw them in like 1976. Then MTV started and then they sucked.
In lieu of a time machine to save me from myself, anybody got any constructive advice for negotiating to purchase a used mini-van.
Besides taking Aleve ahead of time and bringing plenty of anal lube I mean.
ahhh,
mattless.
zzzzz…
#20
What make of minivan?
Hd a dodge caravan for 12 years and liked it a lot. Very nice van. Be warned though that the transmission in a caravan is extremely expensive to fix. We paid 1500$ for a used transmission for ours. A new trans cost about 3500.00 So ask to the repair history. Our transmission went out at almost exactly 100,000 miles.
My wifes cousin has a Toyota minivan and I’m impressed with its quality.
@20, Some of the used minivans you see might be fleet queens, so look out for high mileage on a late-model vehicle.
The best minivan is undoubtedly the Honda Odyssey, but it’s also the most costly. Next best is the Toyota Sienna. The Chevy Venture is Queen of the fleet queens. I’d stay away from those.
Thanks for the advice.
Frau Schreiber likes the Chrysler/Dodge minvans. So that’s what we mostly looked at today. Thanks for the warning about the transmission.
On the fleet queen thing, carfax is your friend (unless carfax is the sales rep’s wingman… hmmm.)